i'm so fucking impressed with the speech the man just read

[mopaul]

although they were not his words, and he has no understanding of their meaning, the words were quite reassuring, if they had been true. and his delivery was better than his usual 3rd grade book report delivery, almost 4th or 5th grade in stature.

and his fake facial expressions of concern and compassion show improvement over his usual removed and angry demeanor. and he did manage to stick in the weapons of mass destruction, one of his all time favorites that he hasn't been using much lately, since he failed to find any in iraq, it's good to hear it again.

and he definitely reached out to the poor black folks by suggesting that they come back and build it up higher this time and that should take care of the poverty aspect of things.

[knowbody0]

1. he lovingly tilted his head though!

[blossomstar]

2. impressed? wtf? anyone can read!!! Pretty words, no actions. LIES.

[kittenpants]

6. psst...I think it's a joke!

Did you actually read the post or just the title?

[lancdem]

7. I think the poster is being sarcastic

[blonndee]

3. Yup...on speechifying alone, his gestures were so lame and

so Debate 101, or whatever. There was NO hint of comprehension at all. And didja notice that look at the end, that one where he sticks his face out, like he's saying, "You get THAT, idiot?" I think he means to be emphatic but it just looks like an idiot trying to convince someone he's not just muddling through.

[BuyingThyme]

4. Yeah, how did we come to an era of WMDs...

without there even being any WMDs?

[glarius]

5. He was suitably dressed too...in his rolled up shirt sleeves to show how

ready he is to get down to work!.:puke:

[chalky]

8. Looks like the rehearsal paid off.

n/t

[fiveleafclover]

12. Good thing he showed up for it this time.

[dweller]

9. i must have missed it

i was pouring drinks so fast, downing them, pouring another......could hardly keep up.. burpppp! ...

so, how did he word his apology?

dp

[Gabi Hayes]

13. cheers!

[KoKo]

16. Oh GAWD....that's really something...that Graphic.

:scared:

[Cleita]

17. I love your graphic! n/t

[RepublicanElephant]

10. this speech was to officially welcome...

...contractors to the city of new orleans.

[KoKo]

15. Yes....and did you catch the "New Orleans Funeral" analogy....sheesh I

got the impression Mary Matalin convinced Carville with "treats" to write the "local history" of New Orleans, so he could look like he knew something about the city. The last time he was there apparently he was so "coked out" he just wandered around looking for the next party.

He had A LOT of help with that speech but it was rehash of Iraq, with some local history plus his old "Compassionate Conservativism along with Faith Based aid and the "Entrepreneurship Society." :puke:

[Jawja]

11. mopaul,

you rock!

:yourock: :applause: :rofl:

[demo dutch]

14. At the end he looked excited maybe because he was finally done!