what will our stupid president say today?

[mopaul]

hey lookout world, we have the stupidest man in the world for our president! not sure how it happened, but here we are. every day is an adventure in botched diplomacy and embarassing screw ups when the president is the stupidest man in the world. will he piss off an ambassador or prime minister? will he mangle a commonly used cliche or phrase and anger an entire social sub group? will he open his stupid face and show all the peoples of the world that we have not just A stupid man for president, but THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST MAN?

every day is a new day for bushisms, wandering endless sentences like his daddy used, red faced responses to annoying reporter's queries.
every day we awake to wonder what new stupidities he will exhibit, and we wonder how we will repair it all when he finally goes away to the dust bin of shame.

[Friar]

1. something stupid?

What do I win?

:silly:

[julka]

2. a ride on the short bus with the windshield wrangler

[Gman]

3. The market must be getting immunized against his speeches

The market hasn't been dipping too much lately when he talks.

[spinbaby]

4. Is he scheduled to speak today?

Have they finished coaching him already?

[caribmon]

5. Here maybe this will Help?

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. The shame of it is

that this version of Word is probably no less of a dog than anything else Microsoft writes.

Welcome to DU

[Friar]

7. lol carib

Where did you find that? You should post the link. And btw:

:toast: Hi!

[HFishbine]

10. I got the trial version

It's limited to sixteen words.

[Maddy McCall]

8. mopaul, thank you for the most wonderful moment of levity

I have had in a LONG time...My son and I are ROTFLOAO! I have a politically astute 9-yr-old, and he has laughed and laughed!

He also loved the short bus photo--this is a great thread.

:toast: mopaul

[buddhamama]

9. you just never know

except about the stupid part.

i had to laugh yesterday listening to NPR news when the commentators had to keep repeating his 'darn good' line in regards to intelligence info.

that was funny!

[Karenina]

11. Mebbe *he'll 'splain some more

about how SH refused to let the UN inspectors in...