When Bush prays, how does God understand what Bush says?

[Hubert Flottz]

Does God speak, or understand Bush's arrogant, untruthful, insincere, cowardly, staccato, dialect?

The brave super "hero" that the republicans elected, or selected, to protect and defend "MORALITY" and the free world, is today showing his true colors to the world and the only color that is clearly visible, is a not so bright shade of yellow. Bush, like any other evil person, or persons, before him with massive amounts of blood on their hands and many departed souls to their credit, feels no shame, or remorse for his crimes. He's "made no mistakes" that he can think of. He's afraid of one little lady, almost as much as he's afraid of the whole truth itself. It's been said that a coward dies a thousand deaths, but Bush's thousand deaths, still could never be half enough, to equal an eye for an eye, like God calls for in the Bible.

I hope Cindy and her family can find peace and closure some day and I pray that America and the world can someday find peace and closure too...

[Inland]

1. God tunes into Fox News, and somebody explains what Bush REALLY meant.

[w8liftinglady]

2. I think God understands Satan pretty well.

[KarenInMA]

3. "When the President talks to God"

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it

I doubt it

[Hubert Flottz]

5. That's GREAT!

I worked up a tune for George the fake Bushwaaah last night check it out. I'll give Conway part of the credit rest his soul.

Only make believe


People can't find Bush anywhere
They think he really cares
But myself I can't deceive
I know He's only make believe.

My one and only prayer is that some day they'll "care",
My hopes, my dreams come true, take the chimp back to the zoo.
No one will ever know how I'd love to see that sucker go
My only prayer will be someday they'll care for me
But it's o-only make believe.

My hopes, my dreams come true, I'll get a day's work or two
I've hocked our wedding rings, our house and everything.
My heart I can't control, I've had to pawn my soul,
My only prayer will be someday They'll care for me
But it's o-only make believe.

My one and only prayer, is that some day they'll "care",
My hopes, my dreams come true, I'll get a tax break too
No one will ever know bout all the stolen dough
My prayer, my hope, their schemes, don't get this country creamed
But it's o-only make believe

[Eric J in MN]

17. performance of "When the President Talks to God" at

http://www.moveleft.com/moveleft_essay_2005_05_06_fun_musical_performance_on_tonight_show_asks_questions_about_bush_talking_to_god.asp

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Thanks I'll check it out...n/t

[jody]

4. Texas may be plagued with fire ants but

those pesky insects are trivial compared to a crowd of angry mothers. Bush is wise to go AWOL from a personal meeting with Sheehan. :hi:

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Jody, if there really is a God out there I hope he sticks it in Shrub

about 675498765432666 feet and breaks it off!

[jody]

8. I'll drink to that!

:toast:

[Reciprocity]

6. The evidence to the contrary is that it’s not God that he is praying too.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. I have no doubt that "God's Children " all voted for Bush...

or at least they were all thinking on about a second grade level!

[DanCa]

20. "The Christian Right aren't the RIght Christian's," Al Sharpton (nt)

[Hubert Flottz]

21. Mr Sharpton is a fine man IMHO.

I remember when he made the remark you mention. I enjoy hearing Al Sharpton tear into the GOPers. Great sense of humor, but all the time he's joking and saying funny things, he's attacking the right wingers, like no other democrat can! I'd love to see more of him on TV, because he ALWAYS tells it like it is... If preachers were all like Brother Sharpton, even an old hard hearted sinner like me, might think about going to church someday.

[DanCa]

22. I wish that they would give al a show on AAR

A once a week commentary or something. The mans an amazing orator.

[Hubert Flottz]

24. That's a great idea...

Al Sharpton is one of the few truly dynamic speakers left in our party. I wish both he and Al Gore were on the air more. Gore has finally found his voice and I think that, over the last couple of years, has become a ball of fire compared to the old Gore. Maybe all it took was a little Anger to tweak the real speaker in Gore. I'd like to hear them together on AAR, damn that would be a heck of a combo. They'd put the other Al to shame...Then there's always three Als.

[DanCa]

26. Gore Franken and Sharpton we can call it the Al power hour or

Rappin' with AL. :D

[Tim4319]

10. God takes care of fools and babies!

We all know GWB is not a baby.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. He just thinks like one!

A day old one!

[Lisa]

12. God probably weeps (n/t)

[DanCa]

13. It's the red god so he and bush understand each other perfectly

The blue god, jesus christ, just scracthes his beard sits down, strums his fingers and shrugs his shoulders and than goes back and starts listening to the prayers of liberal christians.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. When The "Rapture" Comes

The question on every Republican in America's lips will be, "Hey were the Hell, are all the democrats today?"

[DanCa]

15. We will be wasting away in magaritaville? (nt)

[Hubert Flottz]

19. We'll be where we've been for years and years...

On "Moral High Ground" high fiving and avoiding the poison snake bites, toils and snares of the snake toting Religious Reich-wing holy rollers! Gawd must surely speak and understand gibberish fluently, if he understands shrub's unknown tongues, GOP spin and assorted Bushit. Bush "don't testify," so he must not be much of a Jesus man!

Lying 24/7 is "Hard Work, but Bushco, "Don't Care!"

[leesa]

16. It would seem God stopped listening to Bush long ago

[jayctravis]

23. Are you sure he prays?

I know he's told us he does.

I can't quite wrap my mind around the conversations he must have with any sort of Creative force. I'm not a fundamentalist who needs to worry about whether he's getting into Heaven, but ... sheesh.

[Hubert Flottz]

25. I'm sure he preys!

I can feel it in my back pocket!