LARRY MATTLAGE JUST SHAT HIS PANTS

[BamaLefty]

ROFL!!! Where are the porta-potties Uncle Larry?

My sides are hurting with laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

Somebody help me I'm laughing so damn hard!

[maveric]

1. ???????

Wha??

[eek]

2. Huh?

I know he's the neighbor in Crawford but what is this about?

[BamaLefty]

4. I just loved watching him literally

cry about Camp Casey and the porta-potties. It was too good.

Made my day.

[proud2BlibKansan]

8. He was just on CNN

and it was hilarious.

[darkism]

3. That was absolutely hilarious.

He must've been so effing blasted on camera.

[maveric]

5. For those of us who dont know what the hell you are talking about...

What happened?

[BamaLefty]

9. Shrub's Neighbor

Had his panties in a wad over Camp Casey. He even went as far as to fire shots in their direction. He was just on CNN whining. . .

[KyndCulture]

23. Fired shots??? WTF?

Haven't caught the news today been out.

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. He was on CNN

and he was very funny, but not intentionally. He said this is like having your BIL come for a week and then never go home. He was bitching about people going to the bathroom in a 5 gallon bucket. Then when a reporter said that Cindy just wants bu$h to meet with her, he said well he's lived next door to him for 6 years and he's never met him!

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. I know!!

I am crying. And I should be concerned since I am going down there Tues. But what a hoot that guy is!

"How would you like it if your brother-in-law came to visit and stayed for a week?"
:rofl:

[iconoclastic cat]

10. He had to be loaded.

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. I don't think so

I think he's just a dumb cowboy. We have them in Kansas. I can recognize em when I see one. :)

[DoYouEverWonder]

22. He had one of those 24 can cases

of some brand of light beer cracked open in the back of his pick up. There's a pic of it on another thread. He's loaded. The only question is how early did he start today? Being Sunday and all, he might have gotten off to a late start, which would be good.

[Richard Steele]

27. Keystone Light. Cheap stuff. Like making love in a canoe, y'know?

[DoYouEverWonder]

29. That's one I never tried

and I don't like beer either, so I guess I'll have to just use my imagination.

[TexasLady]

36. Piss water, Ive had it. Keystone is pretty bad.

Yuck. but I missed the whole thing, because I got a call just as he came on CNN. Dayam.

[girl gone mad]

44. "Like making love in a canoe"?

So is that a warning or a recommendation. I can't tell.

[Richard Steele]

47. Old joke. It's like making love in a canoe, cuz...

...it's f*cking close to water.

[girl gone mad]

52. oh...thanks.

My mind was going down a different track. lol.

[proud2BlibKansan]

31. Thanks

I didn't see that.

[0007]

39. "I can recognize em when I see one." LOL!!

You just ain't a wolfing, and their are many in Texas.

[Zenlitened]

7. What a riot! Big, blustery tough-talking guy was quaking in his boots!

Looked like he wanted to cry!

Bet he wishes he'd taken his impulse-control medication this morning, huh?

:rofl:

[warrens]

13. Isn't that assault with intent to kill?

Oh, wait. Texas. My bad.

[Fovea]

11. could you post a link

or explain, or something?

[Richard Steele]

21. I believe DistressedAmerican is working on posting the video.

[LaurenG]

12. When you catch your breath would you mind telling us

those of us who don't know anything what happened?:bounce: :bounce:

edit: spelling

[BamaLefty]

17. All It Was Was A Grown Ass Man

who is Bush's neighbor whining about Camp Casey. He looked like he was going to freaking cry!

It was on CNN 5 minutes ago. I'm not sure if they'll replay or not.

[Maru Kitteh]

48. They just did a replay!

Oh LORD that was funny.


If we get him a giftbasket we'd better put some Kleenex in there.

:rofl:

[cally]

14. I'm sympathetic to his point

I'd be mightily pissed if a bunch of folks camped outside my house and planned to stay five weeks. His point is someone has to solve this.

Still, I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. Picturing a line of porta potties leading to * hideout is just too funny.

[cally]

19. Here's what happened

The neighbor Larry was just on CNN ranting about the protesters and the portapotties. He wants them gone because they've overstayed their welcome. He wasn't taking sides just wanted the whole thing over.

He was on a roll and pretty funny.

[DoYouEverWonder]

25. Well maybe Bush can let the protesters use a chunk of his land

so that he doesn't have to continue to inconvenience his neighbors? Especially since he is the cause of all the trouble.

[mike_c]

30. correct me if I'm mistaken...

...but is Camp Casey really "outside his house" or just adjacent to his land? How seriously is he really inconvenienced by their presence?

[tjdee]

35. The sheriff told him he couldn't prosecute, so....

leads me to think that they are *not* on his land. Maybe out in front, but not on *his* land.

[mike_c]

43. oh there's no question of them being on his land....

Indeed, he'd enforce trespassing laws in an instant-- I just meant that I don't think Camp Casey's presence even inconveniences him by impeding access, noise next to his house, and so on.

[TexasLady]

38. Well, the porta potties arent even on his land though.

and the freepers have been in his drive most of the time that they came out. He didnt mention that, im sure.

[Pithy Cherub]

16. can't...breathe...ROFLMAO! oh...oh...oh...

Do the neighborly thing & tell him: Sometimes it is better to be thought a fool rather than opening one's mouth and fully confiming it!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[BamaLefty]

18. WORD

good one :hippie:

[Jeanette in FL]

24. Sorry I missed it

But reading this thread has me laughing my ass off. Never watch CNN but maybe I will put them on to see if they replay it. LOL

[hlthe2b]

26. All who are confused, go to the iconoclast website

http://198.65.14.85/News/2005/31-40/32news2.htm
(Crawford newspaper site)

They have the entire transcript up from his previous interviews and the story.

[ohio_liberal]

32. Oh.My.God.

He's none too bright is he? A war of porta potties?? :rofl:

[hlthe2b]

49. I have to say that I've had experience with guys like that...

Curmudgeons that talk big, sometimes shockingly out of tune, but are basically harmless. This guy, especially seems more concerned with getting back his way of life, than having any opposing political agenda. He has seemed reasonable up to now.

I hope no one does anything to further piss him off, though. (A friendly "basket" to show thanks that included, say a bottle of Jack Daniel or Wild Turkey or a case of his apparent fav beer, maybe with some mixed nuts (no pun intended), some of the exotic, gourmet jerkeys (elk, bison, antelope) that are now available--those kind of things. And, a nice hand-written note thanking him for his patience and pledging that all would be considerate of his and all other land, now and upon leaving....

[hang a left]

51. THat is a great idea.

Need to win the guy over.

[DoYouEverWonder]

28. I guess now he knows how the people with family members

that were dying at the Hospice Terri Schiavo was in felt.

[fishnfla]

33. I only read a little-it is pretty funny

whoever he is, he's a character

[iamahaingttta]

34. Ah! Texas, Texass, Texasss!

You keep us SO WELL entertained!

[tjdee]

37. He said something VERY SCARY, though.

He said he's worried that things are going to get out of hand (does someone have the exact statement?) because his neighbors are very angry/real mad. While you had to laugh at the absurdity of the situation, I stopped smiling when I heard that.

Otherwise, I feel for the guy--you'd think he'd air his grievance with GEORGE BUSH. He was directing his frustration toward the symptom, not the problem.

If I were him, I'd be like could you please meet with this lady so they will leave!

[Zenlitened]

41. Well, I'd have to hear from more of his neighbors before...

... I take anything this loon says seriously.

He's like a kid who gets caught doing something wrong, then whines that all the other kids were doing it, too. :cry:

[DistressedAmerican]

40. Sounds Like We REALLY NEED To Donate A Few More Folks!!!

Bush has a lot of them!

We cannot let there be a Porta-Pottie gap!

[Tyranny_R_US]

42. AND CINDY IS A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY?

GIVE ME A BREAK!

[texanwitch]

45. I am an native Texan and spent my childhood summers on my Grandparents

farm, so I can understand a little how this guy feels. I have land in the country also, the reason I have it is so I can get away from people.

I not saying what he did was right because it was not, he could have injured someone, what he did was plain stupid.

He should have acted like an adult, walked over and worked things out with the people in charge of the camp.

Living the country is really different then living in city where people are everyway, one gets to like the quiet and privacy. I can't wait until I can move and build my house on my land.

From what I have read this guy is not happy with Bush living next door, but he can't do anything about it so he went after the protesters instead.

Most country people are very nice, but you have to respect them. If Cindy anda few others would just go over and talk that would smooth things out.

I am very protective of my land, I don't mind if someone camps there. All I ask is just leave the land the way you found it.

Just think what it must be like to have Bush next door, with SS, all the noise and traffic that goes with it. I think pressure was building over the years, and all this was just to much.

I am sure the SS gave him a talk, and he will be changing his story if he hasn't already.

Texas is a big place with all kinds of people many of them non-texans like Bush please don't think we are all the same, remember a lot of us on DU live in Texas. Whenever some stupid thing like this happens all over the internet people will start to trash Texas, I would never trash another state if this happen there.

What Cindy is doing is important, and I wish I could be there. I hope to be there next weekend.

Damn Bush and his damn war.

[Cleita]

46. I live in the country too and I know what you are saying,

however, I find I cannot really enjoy my nice little retreat as long as other people are suffering. I think anyone who feels this has nothing to do with them need a reality check and I think this Larry guy is getting it now. I do hope things are worked out before there is a tragedy.

[texanwitch]

50. I bet Larry is real sorry he went off the deep end, what was he thinking

Bush living next door and he is blasting away with a shotgun.

I wonder if he was getting pressure from his other neighbors, he should of know better. It is always better to go talk and work things out, I am betting Larry is going to be quiet from now on, I hope so.

Larry could have been shot by the police or the SS, Larry was not thinking.

[BamaLefty]

53. I'm Not Trashing Texas

Texas has the potential to be a Democratic state in a couple of years. Besides, my Mom was born on a military base in Laredo, TX. :)