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dissent1977 Donating Member (795 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 04:33 PM
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Matt Drudge has a bizarre attraction to eggs...
I just learned of this from Crooks and Liars, but I must post a WARNING before you read. This article contains very disturbing information about Matt Drudge's sex life, do not read if you have a weak stomach. Normally I would not post this type of material, but considering Drudge's obsession with the sex lives of others I believe his is fair game.

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What's more, Walls says she finds it "hypocritical that a man who has become a spokesman of the far right has led a lifestyle at odds with the ultra-conservative values he supposedly embraces." And she finds it "ironic that a man whose entire career has been based on revealing the sexual behavior of others has a sexual history of his own that he now seems at pains to hide."

And what pains! After Washington landscaper David Cohen confirmed to Daily News columnist George Rush that he did, in fact, date Drudge, as Walls had reported, and after Walls hinted that she had refrained from printing even more "lurid allegations" about him in her book, Drudge seemed to get a little panicky.

After a mutual friend of both gossipists tipped off Drudge as to just what these "lurid allegations" were -- a nasty case of pubic lice, a penchant for fully clothed sex in the shower and a bizarre egg fetish -- he began to spread them himself.

"MSNBC reporter Jeannette Walls is telling associates that she has obtained information linking Matt Drudge with a sexual preference for eggs," Drudge wrote on Friday in a column that has since vanished from his site, along with his link to standing Walls column ("Oh, that hurt," she scoffs). "He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies."


More: http://archive.salon.com/people/col/reit/2000/03/08/npw...
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 04:35 PM
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1. LOL!
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MsTryska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 04:41 PM
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2. hissss! scratch! meee-OW.....
sounds like a good old fashioned cat-fight to me.


oh and matt? Boobs and rollers? you do realize you sound even gayer now, right?
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dissent1977 Donating Member (795 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 06:55 PM
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3. The new theme song for the right wing...
I am the eggman
I am the eggman
I am the walrus

I heard that song brought up in reference to Bolton last week, but it fits both of them so well.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:02 PM
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4. Man, right wingers can't even get kinky right.
Eggs? Falafel? Dean of Corn?

Food n' Sex... (Oooooh, how "9&1/2 Weeks"!) Wow, that's original.

This is what happens when people subject to a lifetime of guilt and repression try to "cut loose". They just end up sounding fuckin' ridiculous.
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AuntieM1957 Donating Member (775 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:20 PM
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15. which came first the chicken or the egg?
sick stuff, this..

reminds me of a joke I heard somewhere -

Why did the freeper cross the road?

answer: because his dick was stuck in the chicken....


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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:05 PM
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5. LOL! ...
:rofl:

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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:28 PM
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8. LOL...how bout some
green eggs (and spam?), Danny Thomas style?
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 08:01 PM
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13. With falafels on the side...
:rofl:

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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:19 PM
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6. And here I thought it was because
of his penchant for chicken fucking.

Silly me.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:25 PM
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7. He was always an egg-o-maniac...
Odd that he's scrambling to cover his ass....

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OK OK I promise no jokes including the words Over or Easy. :D
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sunnystarr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:55 PM
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10. I think it was the 3 minute egg that broke the yoke lol (nt)
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:35 PM
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9. He lays them
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 07:57 PM
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11. Is this for real???
Sex with eggs? :crazy:
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Must_B_Free Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 08:01 PM
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12. "Indeed"


"Yes, yes, Indeed, old boy"
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AuntieM1957 Donating Member (775 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:18 PM
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14. This is the first time in 10 LONG YEARS
since the allergist told me that I was violently allergic to eggs.

THAT I WAS GLAD OF IT!

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dissent1977 Donating Member (795 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 12:11 AM
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17. LOL
I can't blame you there, I wish I was allergic right now.

:rofl:
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charlie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-08-05 11:26 PM
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16. Koo-koo-ka-joob
You just knew that creepy sad sack was a fetishist of some sort.

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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-05 12:15 AM
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18. Ironic? Does this even count as irony anymore, when a right winger
is exposed as a pervert and a kinky freak with odd sexual fetishes?

I thought it was just par for the course anymore...

New slogan: "Its the hypocrisy, stupid!"
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