Maybe there should be a cologne called ROVE

[laststeamtrain]

The guy always looks a little 'moist'.
A combo of subpoena sweat and turds.

[Wetzelbill]

1. that last line is great

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. They could market it at Republican fund raisers perhaps

along with new Gannon Roll-On Stick and Gannon Skin Bracer.

[VOX]

3. "There's something about a 'Turdblossom' man!"

With apologies to Aqua Velva, of course. :)

[whodiedandmadeUSgod]

4. Sold exclusively at Walmart!

[meow2u3]

5. It smells like the s#!t Rove is n/t