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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 08:02 PM
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"Hi, I'm George W. Bush, and I lied you into war!"
Time for a George W. Bush sound-alike contest? If Republicans can have a "Dean Scream" contest, why not a "George W. Bush Sound-Alike Contest." Have "contestants" show up at a public area, give them a bullhorn, and let them do their very best impersonation of The President. Oh, and have this contest covered by the media, just like they did with the "Dean Scream"

Some suggested lines:

Hi, I'm George W. Bush and I lied you into war!

I got Robin pregnant, but my daddy paid for her abortion! So I'm going to make it possible that your daddies don't have to pay for your abortions!

Hey, Vietnam Veterans! Alabama was no picnic either!

Vietnam and Iraq are completely different: I had a plan for getting out of Vietnam!

Plame leak investigation? We don't need no stinking Plame leak investigation!
(and) 9/11 investigation? We don't need no stinking 9/11 investigation!

Take my Dick, hand! Take my Dick, hand!
(What a confused Bush might have said as he entered the room to answer 9/11 Commission questions)

I will not attack North Vietnam for two reasons: It really does have weapons of mass destruction, and it doesn't have oil!

Freepers might show up too? Remember, it's very hard to argue with someone with a bullhorn.

Extra points if the contestants can dress up and act out the mannerisms of The President too.

Prizes could be given.
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