Do You All Remember Nixon's Infamous "Rat Fuckers"? (gif animation)

[DistressedAmerican]

Karl Rove, (AKA The Architect, Bush's brain, Turdblossom, Asshat) Makes those petty political assasins look like children. Liddy must have been sitting in awe of that sleazeball and his tactics for years.

I had to do it.

Pardon my French. But, it really is Nixon's dictionary I am using to do the translation...

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HA HA! Rat Fucking, Pig Boy! Enjoy jail my dear, dear friend.

[kliljedahl]

1. Does Swampy know you did this?

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[DistressedAmerican]

2. Not Yet. However, Disclaimer, This Is A Sewer Rat. Not Sawmp Rat!

:rofl:

[vickitulsa]

3. Now THAT's a good one!

Excellent work!



Quote below is from Dwight D. Eisenhower

[DistressedAmerican]

4. Welcome To DU From DA!

Good to see ya vickitulsa.

:toast:

[barbaraann]

5. The Origin of the GOP Ratfuckers"

All the President's Men, by Carl Bernstein and Bob Woodward, 1974:

pg 126

"... All belonged to a campus political party called Trojans for Representative Government. The Trojans called their brand of electioneering "ratfucking." Ballot boxes were stuffed, spies were planted in the opposition camp, and bogus campaign literature abounded. (Ron) Ziegler and (Dwight) Chapin had hooked onto Richard Nixon's 1962 campaign for governor of California -- managed by Bob Haldeman. After graduation, Ziegler and Chapin and (Tim) Elbourne had joined the J. Walter Thompson advertising agency in Los Angeles, where Haldeman was vice president. (Donald) Segretti had been summoned to Washington and trained to work in a presidential election, according to (UPI and Washington Post reporter) Karyln Barker's friend.

Bernstein called the Justice Department official who had originally told him that Sergretti was part of the Watergate investigation. It was Saturday, Oct. 7.

"No, I can't talk about him," the official said once more. That's right even though he's not directly linked to Watergate, to the break-in ... Obviously, I came across him through the investigation. ... Yes, political sabotage is associated with Segretti. I've heard a term for it, `ratfucking.' ..."

"Ratfucking?" The word struck a raw nerve with a Justice Department attorney. "You can go right to the top on that one. I was shocked when I learned about it. I couldn't believe it. These are public servants? God. It's nauseating. You're talking about the fellows who come from the best schools in the country. Men who run the government!

http://mediamayhem.blogspot.com/2004_09_19_mediamayhem_archive.html

Donald Segretti is an attorney in Orange County and was the head of John McCain's campaign in O.C. in 2000.

[wicket]

6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love it- awesome work as always DA :D :thumbsup: :rofl:

[blogslut]

7. LOL Love the animation

Seems like everyone's got Watergate fever! Disco style!

I just compared Karl to Colson, Ehrlichman, Haldeman and Hunt on my blog:

http://www.blogslut.com/zero8.html

Great minds think alike ;)

[DistressedAmerican]

9. First They Go Back To Vietnam And Now Watergate AND BEYOND!!!

Nice intro:

"When a President wants to play dirty without actually getting dirty, he needs faithful men that will carry out his wishes by proxy. For President Richard M. Nixon, these were those men. "

That is Karl to a "T"!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Oh Magoo, you've done it again...

Another great piece DA!!

:yourock:

[Mnemosyne]

10. Gawd DA, think I'm gonna' wet myself!!! ROFLMAO!! n/t

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[peekaloo]

11. Soft on terrorism, hard on rats!

:rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

12. You Got That Right! Seem Obsessed With The Wrong Things At Every Turn.

[RagAss]

14. Auto-Kick

[Swamp Rat]

15. "AIR BUBBA!!!" ... HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

16. Keep An Eye Out Behind You!!!

[Swamp Rat]

18. No worries here

Rove is not human - his lizard 'member' is MUCH smaller than the average rat dong... he couldn't even get past the fir, according to my cousin. :D

[DistressedAmerican]

13. KARL Kicker!

[Gemini Cat]

17. AH! I just spewed soda all over my screen laughing!

GREAT Job!!

Now I have a nasty mess to clean up and will have another one when I show my buddies this!

[DistressedAmerican]

19. Sorry! I'll Help Wipe Up!

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Nixon Kick!

Reanimate him. He'd still be better than Bush.

[GoneOffShore]

21. I love it

Now, can you do something similar with Rick Santorum and a dog?
As he's obsessed with man/dog sex.
Preferably a jack russell terrier.

[DistressedAmerican]

22. Morning Kicker!