Wait: This is GWB's 3rd bike accident?

[lildreamer316]

Was watching VH1 (background noise) when I heard something about him taking a tumble at his ranch.....anyone?

The man dosen't even have basic motor skills! That, or he uses the bike time for imbibing.........

[BayouBengal07]

1. Worse

Apparently he RAN INTO a police officer.

[Poiuyt]

14. Why do those Scottish policemen hate our freedoms?

[tanyev]

2. Don't forget the Segway spill.

There are probably even more accidents we've never heard about.

[maddiejoan]

4. poopy nappys don't count.

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. The tumble was on foreign soil

He ran over a cop's foot, apparently.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1607755&mesg_id=1607755

[journalist3072]

5. Me thinks that....

Bushie is hitting the Jim Beam again!

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. And it happened in Scotland...

where there were already numerous protests against him.

:eyes:

;)

[spanone]

7. I suggest we ALL send him bikes for his b'day.

[blue northern]

8. Can I send pretzels? n/t

[BlueStateBlue]

9. How about TRICYCLES!! Or training wheels!! n/t

[Historic NY]

21. here is what * needs

[OrlandoGator]

10. I'm 28 and I've had ONE bicycle accident in my ENTIRE LIFE.

There's something seriously wrong with the fucker.

[Bouncy Ball]

20. Me, too, and I was 12 YEARS OLD.

None since then.

I also have never injured my face.

[Richard Steele]

11. I don't buy ANY of these "accident" stories any more.

Other good folks have made a hobby of analizing B*sh photos;
The guy has bruises and scrapes on his hands and face almost WEEKLY.

Methinks something is rotten in Crawford....

[Sparkly]

12. Yes -- there were at LEAST two before this one.

After the first one (with his doctor in tow, inexplicably) they spun it saying the preznit "wasn't whistling show tunes!" (= "He's not gay.")

I think it was the second one when they gave an elaborate description of moisture's reaction with topsoil (afraid to say "MUD"), and then it turned out it hadn't rained in a week or so.

I'm looking forward to the new "scrapes" photos. I work with pre-schoolers who routinely show off their "boo-boos," and none of them have anything to compare with this Bozo.

[goclark]

18. ROTFL - Bush Boo Boo's - Let's Photoshop!

He's had so many little boo boos .

Just last week there were boo boo's on the back of his hand - remember?

[Sparkly]

23. I missed that!

I've been busy, and it's so hard to keep up with all his boo-boos.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

13. HEY!

What the Fuck you want from someone who can't eat pretzels?

[Bouncy Ball]

15. In May of 2004, while at the pig farm,

he fell off his bike http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3739515.stm and messed up his face (?!?!!??! he didn't automatically throw out his hands to protect his face???), and in 2002, of course, he had facial injuries they said were caused by his choking on a pretzel, then slamming into a piece of furniture. Or was that 2001? I've read different things, might be two different incidents.=

In June of 2003, he fell off a Segway scooter.

In September 2003, he dropped his dog on its head.

Then you have today's accident.

And unexplained things like this:



There are the times he's been so bloated, he's almost unrecognizable:



There's the decline of his verbal and cognitive skills over the years:

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm

There are his stroke-like faces:





There are the gin blossoms on his nose:



Never figured out what was on his back on more than one occasion:



He's more than just fucked in the head. There's something wrong with the man. And no one is saying what.

Also go to the White House website and look for all the summations of his physicals. Look for 2001, 2002, 2003 and 2004. You'll only find 2001.

And remember 2004's was postponed until AFTER the election.

And by the way, no one hurts themselves THIS much, especially not their face. I don't think these are bike accidents and pretzel accidents at all. I think he is either having seizures or small strokes and these are stories to cover.

[Sparkly]

17. I agree the boy ain't right.

He can barely speak anymore. The left side of his face is slack. He has to wear unexplained transmitters (explained only as "wrinkles" -- puleeze).

He's always been stupid and lazy, but something worse is going on with him. The boy ain't right.

[Bouncy Ball]

19. You got it.

And I think the occasional bloating is from corticosteroids.

[Sparkly]

22. I thought it was from hangovers.

What are corticosteroids for?

[appleannie1]

24. brain

The brain controls everything we do, speech, motor skills etc. I really do not think he had a lot of brain cells to begin with and he damaged what he had with coccaine, booze and other drugs. The man is a total idiot, mentally, intellectually and physically.

[Cobalt Violet]

16. He really needs training wheels.

He should never have had them taken off.