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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 08:51 PM
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Poll question: Why did Commander Cuckoo-Bananas cry?
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xray s Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 08:56 PM
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1. Or
His daddy went fishing with Clinton while he spent the weekend working on that turd of a speech...
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 08:58 PM
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5. did you see the jacket daddy wore on the boat?
with 41 on it. :puke:
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 08:56 PM
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2. Onions in his pockets n/t
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:44 PM
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22. did he ever touch his eyes?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 08:56 PM
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3. Allergies. n/t
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IggleDoer Donating Member (601 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 08:57 PM
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4. The drugs wore off
n/t
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fla nocount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:00 PM
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6. The Pretzel's gonna make a visit tonight. Jes like last time.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:06 PM
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7. Other: He got the instant poll numbers and they weren't good
!!
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:06 PM
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8. 4: he is effin nutz eom
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:07 PM
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9. Its KKKarl's New Tatic
Tears for Fears..."Everybody wants to rule the world..."
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:08 PM
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10. Other: he really needed a drink.
Or a snort.
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Jensen Donating Member (866 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:18 PM
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11. He always cries when he dosen't get his way!
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:21 PM
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12. Condi's fang-marks in a sensitive area.
n/t
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:23 PM
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13. When all else fails...
Edited on Tue Jun-28-05 09:39 PM by YOY
Show them your "sensitive side." ;-)

He probably watched "Benji the Hunted" beforehand...I've seen that one choke up even the toughest of hard boys.
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:25 PM
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14. Because it worked for Voinavich...
and Karl wanted to win back the female demographic.
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tallahasseedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:30 PM
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15. I say the golf clap.
Shrub has been living in la la land and has actually believed that the troops love him.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:32 PM
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16. Maybe that thing strapped to his back shorted out...
...and he got an owie.
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:38 PM
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20. good one!
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:32 PM
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17. OTHER: HE MISSES JEFF GANNON and ain't getting banged in the oval
office any more.
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Pepperbelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:35 PM
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18. Because he was so fucking 'sober'.
All the reporters are noting this. :evilgrin:
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Media_Lies_Daily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:38 PM
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19. Because he KNOWS with a solid CERTAINTY that it's slipping away.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:41 PM
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21. His daddy's fame, power & money cannot help him now. n/t
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:47 PM
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23. He's just crying because his poll numbers are tanking!
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 09:55 PM
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24. Fear of the encroaching darkness
with no Jeff Gannon around to hold him.
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