Here's what I imagine will happen tonight...

[prodigal_green]

The American public will be flipping channels, come across the chimp's speech, listen for about three minutes and say what they say all the time in the summer:

Damn reruns!

Then switch to the food channel to find out about the "Secret Life of Gummy Worms."

[Spinzonner]

1. If you want to learn about worms

you should stay with Bush's speech

[The White Tree]

2. Worms, yummmm!

Damn reruns is too funny.

That should be on the Daily Show.