I know it's wrong, but I do enjoy my petty torments...

[lwin]

I know this is really petty of me, but I couldn't resist. I love to mess with the Freeper mentality.

As I was pulling up to a stoplight tonight in Freeperville, I noticed the car in the next lane over had the obligatory "W" oval and yellow ribbon "support the troops" stickers. As I'm sure I'm not alone here at DU, that particular combination of stickers just really pushes my buttons.

So I pulled up next to him, and as we both waited for this notoriously long light to change, with both of our windows down on this balmy Southern California evening, I raised my voice a little and said:

"Hey, dude, when are you leaving for Iraq?"

He looked at me a little confused and said "What do you mean?"

I said "Well, with your "W" and "support the troops" stickers on the back of your car, I think you should enlist immediately and go over to Iraq, and bomb some innocent civilians."

To which he replied with a "thumbs up and a YEAHHHHH!" (sicko)

So I said again..."I think you should go, right now". He said "But I was already over there, I'm a pilot".

I told him "I think you should go back, immediately" And he said "What do you think I am, an imbecile?"

I said to him "if you've got a W sticker on your car and give a thumbs up to bombing innocent people, yes, I do".

The light changed, I turned right, he (actually his girlfriend driving) turned left, and I waved buh-bye, as he sat there looking perplexed.

:rofl: One freeper at at time...

[madeline_con]

1. Damn, that's sad

to think the guy gives the thumbs up to bombing. I'm sure being a pilot keeps him a clean safe distance away from the carnage.

[lwin]

2. It is pathetic...killing and laughing about it

It was too bad we turned in different directions, and he didn't get to the see the lovely assortment of bumper stickers on my car, and realize that he had been dissed. Oh well, maybe he caught a glimpse.

[Swamp Rat]

3. Kick ASS!!!

Nice can of whoop-ass you served that yellow bastard! :yourock:

Here's some bumper stickers I made: