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Isere Donating Member (920 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 08:00 AM
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The "blame the French" theme is now set to music!
The admirable Mad Kane has done it again! I am only wondering if Tom Friedman will be singing this in his shower today.

French Fall Guy Song (to be sung to "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My
Hair") from South Pacific
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Bush wants to wash the French right out of his hair.
Old Europe France does things he simply can't bear.
If only France was out of George Bush's hair.
He'd always get his way.

It's France's fault that Saddam never disarmed.
It's France's fault that U.S. soldiers were harmed.
It's France's fault that Bush can't find Iraq arms.
The French are in the way.

Must punish Paris louts.
Shout them down, kick them out.
Frenchies are yellow clowns.
Don't deserve veto clout.

Banish them.
They've got to go.
French boycott!

The times the French guys brush or bathe are too rare.
It's all their fault that we're a quagmire ensnared.
Their U.N. votes are mean and always unfair.
The French should have no say.

I don't think I ought to post the whole song for fear of infringing on the rules here, but do yourselves a favor and check out the Incomparable Mad's site. She did a great take-off on Fair and Balanced recently.
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