Dear President Bush: Today You Laid A Wreath - Today I Took A Shit

[matcom]

mine i'm sure, was more fulfilling and meant more to me.

- A Vet

[wtmusic]

1. and more newsworthy n/t

[mopaul]

2. matcom, our official poet laureate

and economy of words, a ton of meaning

[unhappycamper]

3. Dammit!

I was supposed to report "Mission Accomplished" after I took a hot, steaming dump this morning. It is to late to report in?

[Twist_U_Up]

4. or..

you took a bush and wiped your cheney

[Name removed]

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[matcom]

6. your missing an apostrophe

[uppityperson]

8. I hate reading a dry reply to a deleted message

and having no idea what the deleted message was. sign me gossipy

[Just Me]

7. Seriously, I'd rather listen to you take a dump than watch him "act",...

,...like he gives a shit.

:hi:

I love and respect our military. I freakin' hate how the neoCONs betray our people and USE the most honorable and devout for corporacratic imperial endeavors!!! :grr:

On edit: Hey, matcom, do you mind if I use your assturn.gif 'cause I LOVE IT!!! Please?

[Bluebear]

9. Your grimacing face was authentic at least, matcom n/t

[Swamp Rat]

10. plop!