MEDIA ALERT: Spaceships Will Appear Over Las Vegas On My Signal

[Bluebear]

Well, I laughed to begin with, but since ABC decided they are no longer "interested" in covering the Iraq War, maybe they'll bite...


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For only 45 days, starting June 1st until July 15, 2005, Prophet Yahweh, Seer of Yahweh, will be calling down UFOs and spaceships for the news media to film and photograph. During this time, a spaceship will descend, on Prophet's signal, and sit in the skies over Las Vegas, Nevada for almost two days.

Las Vegas, NV (PRWEB) May 25, 2005 -- Prophet Yahweh was blessed to discover the lost, ancient art of summoning UFOs and spaceships on-demand.

There is a difference between UFOs and spaceships. UFOs are usually small flying objects: glowing orbs, metallic spheres, satellite-type flying machines, etc. And, their flight patterns suggest that they are not of this world.

But, spaceships are large futuristic vehicles that are clearly designed to carry passengers in like you see in the movies.

Since 1979, more than 1,500 UFOs and/or spaceships have appeared on Prophet Yahweh's signal before witnesses or at unawares.

During this time, he was performing his summons privately with only those close to him as witnesses.

But, starting June 1st until July 15th (45 days) Prophet is going public by opening up to the news media.

He will demonstrate his ability to call down UFOs and spaceships, on-demand, for them to film and photograph.

Prophet is in direct telephatic contact with his space being friends. They have revealed that they will send UFOs as soon as Prophet starts asking for them to appear.

Also, before the 45 day summoning period has ended, a spaceship will descend and sit in the skies over Las Vegas on Prophet's signal.

The spaceship will hover in the sky, not far from Nellis Air Force base, for almost two days. All Las Vegans will be able to see it, day and night, before it goes back up into space.

Some news media representatives won't be able to come to Las Vegas to film the sightings. But, they would be interested in doing a story on Prophet's ability to summon them.

Others would like to see videos of the UFOs, first, to determine if they are real, before coming.

Because of this, Prophet is giving the news media free access to the broadcasts area of his website where they can view his UFO videos.

Also, since some news media will not be able to come to Las Vegas, Prophet is willing to travel to any city to call down UFOs for them to document.

If your company would like to film or photograph UFOs and/or spaceships that appear on Prophet's cue, email your request to him.

Afterwards, he will communicate with you concerning it and email you the login information you need to access the UFO videos in the Broadcast Area of his website.

Prophet Yahweh

http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/5/prweb243327.htm

[MisterP]

1. this reads like a contract

[Bluebear]

3. It really does, doesn't it?

NOW COMES THE SEER in agreement with party of the first part, said UFO.

[Stand and Fight]

2. Riiiight....

I have not laughed this much in ages. This guy is kidding, right, right?!?
:rotfl:

[shadowknows69]

5. open invitation for him to come to my town

I have my digital video camera always charged and ready

[mopaul]

4. finally, a voice of sanity in the din of confusion....i guess

is this the guy i will now give all my worldy possessions and undying devotion to? i'm ready to check in. he looks like a reasonable enough guy

[derby378]

6. Yeah, yeah...

Let's just see if his saucer buddies have enough balls to buzz the Groom Lake site. Then I might be impressed.

[damntexdem]

7. Over Las Vegas? How dumb can you get?

Nobody will notice. And if they did, nobody would care.

[ohio_liberal]

8. Man, he looks great in a turban

I couldn't pull it off. My head is the wrong shape or something.