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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:19 AM Original message |
I know it Spring in the south because there are Christians at my door |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
1. Ask them if they want to come in and fuck |
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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:22 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. thanks. You make me happy |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 05:43 PM Response to Reply #2 |
61. I haven't met you...I am also an unsaved piece of trash. |
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izzybeans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:24 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. . |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
12. ... and sacrifice a goat. |
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oneighty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 03:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
57. Because of you Surfer Girl |
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DemBeans (669 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:26 AM Original message |
well... |
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atommom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
4. How about a big sign reading "No Religious Solicitors" |
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lectrobyte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:31 AM Response to Reply #4 |
14. evolvefish -- love that site. this one might work: |
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atommom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:21 PM Response to Reply #14 |
33. That's it! I was looking for that one, but got dragged away from |
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Corgigal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 08:51 PM Response to Reply #14 |
67. I have this one |
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emanymton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
5. Tell Them You Are A Minister In The Church Of The Perpetual Erection. |
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Joey Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
6. Me too! |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:28 AM Response to Original message |
7. Somebody here recently said to answer the door in a |
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FreedomAngel82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:28 PM Response to Reply #7 |
43. LOL |
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izzie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
8. I once had them walk right into my home when I lived in the South |
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cornermouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:36 AM Response to Reply #8 |
18. Next time call the police on them. |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
31. That happened to my parents when I was a kid |
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FreedomAngel82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:31 PM Response to Reply #31 |
45. That's disgusting |
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FreedomAngel82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:30 PM Response to Reply #8 |
44. How rude |
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stellanoir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
9. tell him you generally |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 03:23 PM Response to Reply #9 |
54. he he he |
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lectrobyte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
10. I don't know, but I used to have the magic thing to say to make |
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FreedomAngel82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:32 PM Response to Reply #10 |
46. If that happened here |
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oxbow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
11. Invite them in if you have the patience |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
13. IT's the south. Shoot the bastards and claim you felt threatened |
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wtmusic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:44 AM Response to Reply #13 |
25. yeah but then she'd have to suffer hellfire and damnation |
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MurrayDelph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
15. They "want to share the good news" |
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jmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
16. I want one of these |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
17. it must be spring in the north too because there were JWs at my door |
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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:41 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. maybe if they started after lunch I wouldn't dislike them so much but |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:52 AM Response to Reply #21 |
28. we disconnected the doorbell years ago |
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FreedomAngel82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:33 PM Response to Reply #17 |
47. Yep |
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blm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
19. Ask why so many of their leaders aligned with RevMoon the last 30+yrs. |
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Joey Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
20. Tell them you voted for Kerry |
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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:41 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. my Kerry sign is still in the yard :) |
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The Doctor. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
23. I usually invite them in and talk to them for a while... |
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FtWayneBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
24. I used to be a JW. For them in particular, |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:13 PM Response to Reply #24 |
38. Didn't work for me |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 03:17 PM Response to Reply #24 |
53. Ah, good, tell me this (I never dared ask JWs in the family) -- |
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JNelson6563 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-05 06:09 AM Response to Reply #53 |
76. No, only former JW's |
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cornermouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
26. Two little words forcefully delivered, |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
27. The Southern Baptists are doing the '40 Days of Purpose' |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 02:53 PM Response to Reply #27 |
51. ACCK! My next door neighbor is doing the "40 Days" thing...all the |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 08:03 PM Response to Reply #51 |
63. Gotta keep those priorities straight! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-05 04:54 AM Response to Reply #63 |
72. I hear you there. I cannot have a conversation with this woman at this |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
29. Not just the south either. They're out in force in Germany as well |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
30. Fling the door open |
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cmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
32. My little Maltese scared some away last month |
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kenny blankenship (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
34. Welcome them and offer them |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
35. Get some goat leggings |
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Hamlette (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
36. opening the door naked doesn't work. take it from me. |
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bvar22 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
37. Turn the water hose on them... |
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Behind the Aegis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:23 PM Response to Reply #37 |
40. LMAO!!! |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
39. Don't answer the door unless |
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FreedomAngel82 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:26 PM Response to Original message |
41. Just don't answer |
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atommom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
42. I think I may have been reported as one of the unsaved too. |
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TimeChaser (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
48. Next Time... |
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rainman99 (283 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
49. LOL. It happens here, too! Maybe I should tell them I'll join if |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 08:49 PM Response to Reply #49 |
65. Nominated as the best local reply!! |
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Shoeempress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
50. Tell them they have ten seconds to get off your property before you |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 03:11 PM Response to Original message |
52. You know, there is no law that says you have to open the door when |
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demgurl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
55. I think you should peek outside your door and smile as you.... |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
56. Maybe that explains why |
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bvar22 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
58. I saw a good bumper sticker the other day: |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 08:52 PM Response to Reply #58 |
68. Hey..you can get that |
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mcar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
59. My former boss used a great tactic |
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brooklynite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
60. Why send them away? |
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William Bloode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
62. Well, |
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pinto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
64. I've friends with a small "Please, No Religious Ministries" sign on the |
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NinetySix (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
66. If you're fairly well-read on faith and theology, talk to them. |
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toddaa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 08:57 PM Response to Original message |
69. Don't turn them away. Let them in to do a little housework. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
70. Proposition them |
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Digit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-14-05 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
71. Last time, I told them if it had anything to do w/the bible... |
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PurityOfEssence (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-05 05:53 AM Response to Original message |
73. Daddy hates you, no matter how many scalps you bring him |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-16-05 06:00 AM Response to Original message |
74. I'm half Atheist, half Jehova's Witness, |
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