If you had the means to sell a talking Bush pullstring doll...

[Rex_Goodheart]

what would you have it say?

[htuttle]

1. "9/11! 9/11! 9/11!"

...And nothing else.

[Rex_Goodheart]

2. How about...

"It's hard work. It's hard work."

[oldtime dfl_er]

3. "It's hard wurk.."

"...lyin' to the Amurkin peeple."
(on edit: ya just beat me to it, Rex!)

www.cafepress.com/showtheworld

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. I deserve impeachment

[ComerPerro]

5. I would make it programmable, so you could make it say whatever you want

But it would only be able to say phrases that it had been previously fed.

And, if it was tall enough, no one would know the difference between Bush and the doll.

[DanCa]

6. Mine would say the following.

I stole the 2004 election heh heh.

[fighttotheend]

7. They'll never know, hehehe they'll never know

[Rex_Goodheart]

8. How about...

"Hello again, Jeff."

[carnie_sf]

9. Terra, Terra, Terra!

[fighttotheend]

10. Americans thought I was stupid, there stupid, they voted me in 2x, hehehe

[TahitiNut]

11. "Freedom is Hard Work" ("Arbeit Macht Frei")

It's amazing and appalling that these people can spout fascist "talking points" and get away with it without being dragged out of their holes by mobs of millions and ripped limb from limb.

[against all enemies]

12. You would pull the string on the Cheney doll - then W would speak.

[Rex_Goodheart]

15. LOL. Good one!

[Occulus]

13. The dictator comments, in his own voice, as he himself said them. n/t

[Cleita]

14. "I'm the spawn of Satan and I approve this message."n/t

[Orsino]

16. "Little people pay taxes." n/t

[TreasonousBastard]

17. We've already got one...

in the White house.

I want it to tell us who's pulling the strings.

[Nimrod]

18. We already have one of those

He lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Just want to avoid a copyright violation.

[BeFree]

19. Yall are too cruel...

....Show some damn respect!

I mean, c'mon, the sonofabitch has a gun to our heads, if you piss him off and he pulls the trigger......

--------------------------

Otherwise, I go with - post #13

kgfnally
" The dictator comments, in his own voice, as he himself said them."
That would be funnier than one could imagine, imo.

[Dunedain]

20. How much for an 8-ball? /nt