Caption the so-called President

[Vanje]

[MisterP]

1. the President being carried by Bush?

[MrModerate]

2. "If you shit on me again, dog, I'm going to toss you into the turbojet"

[chelsea0011]

3. I'll be glad when my term is over so I don't have to carry this friggin'

dog for anymore photo ops.

[jojo54]

4. "Well Barney,....

let's get up in the air so I don't have to listen to real these questions that I don't know the real answers to"

[Straight Shooter]

5. "Hold dog close, raise right hand to wave, don't let gut show -- damn!"

Nonphotogenic creep.

[XOKCowboy]

6. "I wish I was as popular as this damn dog"

then I wouldn't have to take him everywhere!!

[ooglymoogly]

7. this $7 billion is mine

i stole it fair and square so get the hell away from me.

[kliljedahl]

8. Alright, who put the Super Glue on the end of my thumb?

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[Snotcicles]

13. lol

[Jim Sagle]

9. Howdya like THESE tits?

[Snotcicles]

10. Barney why is my left coat pocket all warm and steamy? n/t

[neebob]

11. You fuckers better not be sayin' this squirmy-ass dog doesn't like me!

And I am not wearing flimsy high-water pants again!

[AlCzervik]

12. "This here is what i call my drug mule"