VERY Funny story about: Right Wing Wrestler "the Ultimate Warrior"

[queeg]

VERY VERY FUNNY---

From www.somethingawful.com

Zack "The Human Lawsuit" Parsons wrote up Mr. Warrior's homepage as an Awful Link of the Day last Friday, and to be quite honest, he really didn't say anything terribly harsh about the guy. Well, at least not compared to our normal Awful Links of the Day, where we all chip in and attempt to make the respective webmasters commit suicide in the shortest timespan possible. The Ultimate Warrior, a washed-up, has-been WWF superstar, has apparently taken a few too many blows to the skull with folding chairs because he's now an ultra-conservative blowhard, launching tirades against every single underhanded liberal conspiracy he can find inside the dark abyss of his mind. He recently spoke at the University of Connecticut, and was quoted as saying (among other gems), "queering don't make the world work" and, upon being asked a question by a student from the Middle East, advised him to "get a towel." Ha ha, get it? Because he's a towelhead! Oh those crazy Arabs, when will they ever learn?!? Zack's writeup of the Warrior's site described him as a "crazy racist," which I personally feel was letting the guy off quite easy.


And here's the rest of the story:
www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2790

[geomon666]

1. I love the Warrior

Not because I'm a wrestling fan and grew up watching him, but because he actually changed his name to The Ultimate Warrior and is a total crack pot.

[Zuni]

2. Here is the Ultimate Warrior's response--warning insane

He has obviously fried his brain on steroids

http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/08.04.2005UConnRetort.htm

[ohio_liberal]

6. Ha Ha

His "brief response" is something like a 3000 word rant :)

[guntherconcept]

3. Chris Lewis

Chris Lewis (the guy threatening legal action) seems to be a 1st year grad student in Tennessee. Just google using the email address and go from there.

[youspeakmylanguage]

4. Goading repugs online can be fun...

...but it is best to avoid those that have truly gone off the deep end. If they decide to retaliate, either legally or via online stalking, an expensive or even dangerous situation can develop.

[SheepyMcSheepster]

5. saw that earlier, please read through link if you haven't already

it is hilaroius.

[ohio_liberal]

7. This is what happens

when you take one too many elbow drops to the head

[autorank]

8. SomethingAwful.Com...one of the BEST sites on the net. Go lowtax

I've been visiting this site for years and occasionally buying their tee shirts. I also like the forums. Many have tried to mess with SomethingAwful, but non have succeeded. I remember in the late '90's when SA character JeffK would hack obnoxious sites for days and taunt the users trying to get on their "swinging singles" dadabases. The warrior is headed for the ultimate smack down if he pisses these guys off.

OUTSTANDING POST!!!