Jenna Bush makes SFGate news for being on all fours.

[caligirl]

Pitt slams Jolie romance report; Clarkson's DNA for sale; Bush daughter caught dirty dancing
Daily Dish

Friday, April 8, 2005

JENNA BUSH CAUGHT UP IN DIRTY DANCING SCANDAL
America's First Daughter Jenna Bush is at the center of a new Internet scandal after she was caught dirty dancing in a New York club.
The socialite, who has been criticized for her partying and boozing ways, was celebrating a friend's bachelor party at hip club Nerveana when a sneaky cameraman captured footage of Bush down on all fours, showing off her thong as dancers looked on in disbelief.

The unnamed snapper is now selling his footage to the highest bidders, and hopes to have the film in cyberspace by the weekend.

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/

story has moved from small internet sites of some type to MSM.

[Doctor_J]

1. Yep, she & Jebbie's brood of felons

are the result of being brought up in "good Christian homes". Meanwhile Chelsea, who was raised by evil liberals, well, you know.

These people are just ahead of serial killers when it comes to morals.

[Cha]

2. Wow..that's quite the little

gossip column page..I added it to my addresses..thanks!

[Vadem]

3. Yes, indeed, it is time to put the vision out there!.......n/t

[FreedomAngel82]

13. Question on the article

Does it mention her dancing slutish with a married man?

[MADem]

4. Show some compassion to the unemployed, people!!!

Despite those fine degrees, neither twin has a job yet. She's just blowing off some of that "unemployment" frustration, ya see.

How nice they have rich relatives and don't have to worry too much about things like rent, food, the light bill, heat, the car insurance, and so on...

[Doctor_J]

6. Remember during the campaign when Jenna was going to teach in Harlem?

They lie about the weirdest things.

[MADem]

9. And then she was gonna teach in DC!!!

But that didn't happen, either. Supposedly, she will start in DC NEXT year...yeah, when shrimp learn to whistle I'll believe it!

[caligirl]

23. You remember that too. Thought no one would.

[caligirl]

22. She has a teaching job in DC she is supposed to start at later this yr.

LIE LIE LIE LIEHe taught his kids to do as he does.:eyes:

[LevelB]

36. Come on folks....

You don't know. Maybe she will teach dancing.

B.

[saltpoint]

5. It could be a hard sell to Dubya's faith-based initiatives committee.

[mac56]

7. One more time...

If this had been Chelsea, they'd be interrupting regularly-scheduled broadcasting to announce it.

[FreedomAngel82]

14. So true

Remember what people were saying about one of Kerry's daughters when at an award show her breasts were shown from the bright lights? Oy. But of course no MSM coverage of this. :eyes:

[caligirl]

24. Gwyneth Paltrow had the same thing, think maybe it was getting

old for the broadcast boys?

[brettdale]

16. Big Time if it was Chelesa

The media will be playing it over and over it again, screaming out family values if it was Chelesa, they wont even mention it that its Jenna.

[xray s]

8. tsk...tsk... tsk

Obviously that child has been raised by some terrible parents.

I think a stint in the Army would get her head on straight.

[MADem]

11. She has too many infractions

At the very least, she'd need a headquarters level enlistment waiver, and that is assuming that they have lowered standards THAT low. She has a juvenile record (which must be detailed on the 1066 form, under penalty of perjury) and she has at least three minor in possession/underage drinking judgments against her.

That's probably how the GOP plans to keep their young out of service--have them rack up court visits, and get a morals disqualification!

[mac56]

12. And then force them to find Jesus.

eom

[DesEtoiles]

10. if it was any Dem's daughter the Repubs would be merciless

[CoffeeCat]

15. She was "shaking it like a Polaroid picture"

Well America...you can't say you weren't warned!

The Bush twins foretold their own behavior, during their speech at the Republican Convention.

[Erika]

17. I heard Jenna has been turned down for several teaching

positions because of her less than honorable background. She's a rich kid's brat with connections and is acting like one. Humility is something none of the elitist Bush's have learned.

I bet she would gain some respect if she actually volunteered to go into the military. Cold day in hell?

[ObaMania]

20. Why does she remind me of the..

.. Charlene Tilton character on Dallas? Why even the entire BFEE reminds me of the mfer's on dallas.

Problem is though, I can't think of one of 'em that has the redeeming qualities that Bobby had!

[Erika]

28. Good find

She is indeed like Charlene Tilton. A rich brat with no brain who flaunted her stuff. Good analogy.

[mondo joe]

18. Freepers wouldn't mind because it's fine to be this way YOUNG

so long as when you get older you become a self righteous pig.

[ObaMania]

19. Showing off her thong?

How christian is that?

Heck, my church would send a gal home to change even if they had an idea she was wearin' buttfloss!

[caligirl]

26. recall the San Diego Prom dance school principal pulled

up the dresses of the girls to make sure they weren't wearing a thong.

[Liberty Belle]

21. So Jenna and Monica both have thong fetishes...

How charming. Daddy must be soooo proud. Please post pics when available, so we can send 'em to the moral values crowd.

[brettdale]

25. To the media

Dear Mr O'Reilly does a child's behaviour reflect their parents?

[walldude]

27. Oh man I can't wait to see this...

MSM doesn't ned to touch it. It'll be in bold colors at every grocery checkout in America. It's too juicy to let go, even if it is *'s daughter. Bet she's gonna be on a tight leash for awhile. Wonder why the Secret Service let the cameraman get away?

[brettdale]

29. they will blame the democrats

If the video airs on the internet or television, they will blame the democrats for putting it out thier, but Im guessing it wont air.

[dsc]

30. So what

She is now of legal age to drink, she has no impact whatsoever on our lives, and thus this is not one whit of our business. I have my doubts that the people cluck clucking over this couldn't have had similarly embarassing pictures taken of them at sometime or another.

[teamster633]

32. And since we are Democrats...

...if we were in a position of power, the SCLM would spare no expense in dredging up that embarrassing video and would flog it shamelessly, 24/7. What goes around comes around. If his daughter's behavior isn't suitable for public scrutiny, perhaps bunnypants should remove himself from the limelight for the sake of his family, being the family values kinda guy that he is.

[dsc]

37. Two wrongs don't make a right

and Chelsea was very well respected by the media. You can find a few times she was targetted but very few.

[d_b]

33. Agree

Shake it if ya got it, girl.

[vogonjiltz]

35. Our Daddies aren't uber christian pResidents. nt

[dsc]

38. So

If Jenna were President or an Uber Christian then go for it. But she isn't President, and I don't recall her lecturing anyone about Christianity.

[Scurrilous]

31. If Jenna keeps this up...

...she'll soon find herself shuffled off to Alabama to work on someone's Senatorial campaign.

[Kingofalldems]

34. She needs to enlist in the military

n/t

[B Calm]

40. She could get down on all fours with the prisoners in Abu

Ghraib..

[Danocrat]

39. Youthful indiscretion

nothing to see here

[fujiyama]

41. I'm a little surprised

she's not hanging out with Paris Hilton and company.

Jenna could ask her tips about a sex tape, which I guarantee will be released sometime in the next four years.

Then again, whatever guy that makes one with her, will end up being suicided...

All I can say is Worst family ever!

[Hugin]

42. What do you people have against pictures!

Why do you hate America?

;)