WaTimes is PRECIOUS today! Almost pitiful : )

[Rose Siding]

Of the very NOT fake GOP memo, some apologia for Martinez...

Freewheeling aides have shamed Martinez before
The revelation that a staffer for Sen. Mel Martinez added a political strategy point to a memo on the merits of a bill to save Terri Schiavo's life is not the first time that the Florida Republican has been embarrassed by freelancing aides.

One about Hillary:

Hillary backs religious goal in foreign, domestic policy

Oh, no! Is Hil freaking out and pushing an evangelist agenda? Noooo....

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said yesterday that protecting the freedom to practice religion throughout the world is one of the most important missions of U.S. foreign and domestic policy.

The *BEST* is a counter to the news about how Clinton strolled, beloved, through Rome to meet with people. Moonie Times calls that one...

Bush keeps low profile at John Paul II's funeral
ROME -- President Bush, determined not to upstage the funeral of Pope John Paul II, kept an unusually low profile in Rome yesterday, although former President Bill Clinton gave a television interview watched by millions.

Is that a SCREAM? Okay, one more: You've read that the bushies are caving on some NCLB requirements (days after it was revealed that FL didn't qualify, btw) The spinline...

States told they must earn flexibility in school reform

AAAAAIIIIIIyyyeee! I'm gonna have the giggles all day :D

If you can stand to read any of them, the Clinton one's the funniest.
http://www.washtimes.com/national/20050407-114810-8693r.htm

[TahitiNut]

1. Orwellian.

Their edictorial offices must be in latrines. Below the seats.

[KoKo]

2. Our Emperor refuses photos of "secret meetings," with Berlusconi/Cardinals

Normally, reporters are allowed to witness a portion of a president's meetings with foreign leaders.
But yesterday, the White House refused to allow reporters or photographers to glimpse any portion of President Bush's meetings with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, Italian President Carlo Ciampi and 20 American cardinals, archbishops and bishops.
--Snip---
Photographers and TV news crews accompanying Mr. Bush said they could not remember another foreign trip during which they were unable to capture an image of a president at least walking through a doorway.
The White House promised to issue a couple of photos taken by in-house photographers, although some news agencies are reluctant to publish such photos.

[KoKo]

3. Thanks for this. Fun Read. Bushies use Clinton to repair American Image

abroad while they meet in secret.

Welcome to the "Imperial New America." The Sunny face of Clinton reflects "America the Good," while the clandestine dark BFEE meets in secret to plot how to take over the world with the new Italian Mussolini. :scared:

[Rose Siding]

4. Easy to see why the bushies didn't want CARTER along

Two UNloved bushes and two WELL-loved dems, loose on the streets in Europe!

I'm still smiling