What's the deal with Florida?

[sabra]

How come all the shiite happens there? Just wondering...

[Mizmoon]

1. It's a penis-shaped state

that's why :P

[spanone]

2. Three little letters...J E B

[geomon666]

11. No, this state has been retarded for a long time before Jeb

Why do you think he's the governer? We consistently elect these corrupt officials even when they are openly corrupt. Some of these people rig elections, get caught, sit out a couple years, come back and get re-elected (of course legally this time *wink*). It's surreal. This state is the very definition of a Banana Republic.

[K-W]

3. You try living between alabama and cuba! EOM

[Webster Green]

5. Florida is just like Alabama.....more palm trees.....thats all..

I had the unfortunate experience of living in central Florida for a few years.
I hope I never have to set foot in that shithole state again.

Of course, most Florida residents think they are living in Paradise.

[K-W]

6. It depends on which region of the state you are in.

Parts of it are fully The South.

[QC]

12. That's changing here in the Panhandle.

What were once called, with some justification, "the world's most beautiful beaches" are now lined with a wall of soulless concrete highrises that runs for miles and miles (with units ranging in price from $500,000 to $2,000,000) and even fifty miles and more inland prime farmland is rapidly being replaced with tacky, ostentatious McMansion developments for "snowbirds."

The Second Carpetbagger Invasion is well underway and in ten years this place will be a dead ringer for Orange County.

[notadmblnd]

4. because brother Jebbies state is a good place to

to use in their trial runs when they decide to chisel away at our constitution. He provides the perfect cover for the BFEE.

[flaming bondage mask]

7. Pandemic Heatstroke

But when you're a complete lunatic, it's always easier to live where it doesn't get too cold.

[BrklynLiberal]

8. The BFEE etal has had a foothold down there for decades.

Gambling(pre-Castro), sugar industry, and lots of other illicit stuff going on down there for a long time.

THE BUSH FAMILY, FLORIDA, and the AMERICAN CIA Part One
http://www.skolnicksreport.com/bushflo.html

lots more about the BFEE at http://www.govsux.com/bushfiles.htm

[sescob]

9. ugh...I blame it on JEB

[sabra]

10. He does seem to be an integral component....