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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:14 AM
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I am embarrassed to admit this, but I am really, really, really....
....hoping to see crazy, church-going, middle-class white Bush voters rioting in the streets! Especially the triple Bush voters (who voted for Dim Son twice and his brother once).

GOD, can't you imagine it? Beating in shop windows with hardback Bibles!

I can't help it. I am LMAO. :D
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:14 AM
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1. Me, too.
I'm evil. I know.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:15 AM
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2. Me three
I'd love to see the cops club and taser some of them.
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Anakin Skywalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:17 AM
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6. Me Four!
:) I can finally enjoy watching TV news again. Heh heh.
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:17 AM
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7. Hold still, Reverend Jones! I'm charging you with a felony for assaulting
a police officer with a Bible!

****ZZZZZZTTTTTT****

ROFLMAO :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Dude_CalmDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:20 AM
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20. I'm seeing Jerry Falwell shirtless, on the floor, cuffed hands behind...
...his back and as disgusting a sight as that would be I've still got a smile from ear to ear just picturing it.
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:22 AM
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21. Dude, that's GREAT! I want to see Pat Robertson praying in tongues as he
gets tasered!

"Shandala bro kee tah mahnda falla!"

****ZZZZTTTT****

"Shandala ay karamba!"

:7
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Dude_CalmDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:17 AM
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3. I share this beautiful daydream with you. - n/t
:evilgrin:
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:18 AM
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8. isn't it grand?
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 12:20 AM by Daydream_Believer
What would they chant?

"No justice, no peace?"

No, they don't believe in peace. Or maybe we could get them to chant it and get them declared insurgents! Terrorists! LMAO.

Um.....help me out here. What's a good rioting white churchgoing Bush voter chant??

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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:06 AM
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11. They'd chant..."No! Just Us! No Peace!"
:hi:

Welcome to DU
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:07 AM
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12. No! Just Us! LOVE IT!
Thanks! :hi:
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Dude_CalmDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:11 AM
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16. "NO! JUST US!"
You've hit it perfectly. That's exactly what these selfish twits would shout.
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panbanger Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:17 AM
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4. they would send their kids to do it
They send their kids to get arrested for trespassing, why not teach them how to riot?

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TheModernTerrorist Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:00 AM
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9. can anyone say "Children's Crusade"?
nice picture, btw... got ME laughing :-)
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panbanger Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:10 AM
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14. thanks!
he was probably thinking something along the lines of "I missed Dora the Explorer for this?!?" but I think my caption represents how about 85% of Americans feel about the situation :)
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:49 AM
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29. Oh, now you're joking!
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 02:49 AM by Clark2008
Boys don't like "Dora!" (well, they do, but they won't admit it. Girls, other than Mom are just "icky!").
Boys want to watch "Jimmy Neutron" and Timmy, oh, I mean "Fairly Odd Parents."

:hi:

(I have one that age - I know. ;) )
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:40 AM
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23. Great picture.
Sad, but funny too.
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RubyCat Donating Member (334 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 06:07 AM
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32. "I rode the Jesus Trailer Hitch ride!"
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Longhorn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:17 AM
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5. Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:05 AM
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10. Thanks!
I heard Malloy say "democraticunderground" a million times but finally sat down and paid a visit just this week! Wow! A forum for people who are sane. :D

I live in Red State Hell, so this is like drinking cool water from hell.
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:08 AM
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13. No. We don't need chaos. That's silly. n/t
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:11 AM
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15. Are you implying that it's not chaos already??
:wtf:
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Benson Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:13 AM
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17. Not going to happen.
They are better behaved than you...
I could see a march, a candel lit vigil...

But anarchy-style riots are not fundie style.
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:18 AM
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19. Are we talking about the same people?
The ones represented by Randall-Murdering-Abortion-Doctors-Isn't-Murder Terry? The ones sending ten year olds to be arrested? The ones parading around with ten-foot crucifixes?

They're better behaved than me? Me who is sitting peacefully in my apartment not bothering anyone or trying to pay anyone to murder Michael Schiavo or robbing a gun store with a box cutter to get a weapon to go rescue Terri with?? They're better behaved than ME?


Whatever, dude. :crazy:
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:52 AM
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30. I like the ones with the big spoons.
That just makes me giggle!

The cross - well, that's so KKK.

:D
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SillyGoose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:15 AM
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18. I'm not, because someone is going to get hurt or killed. n/t
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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:24 AM
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22. I believe that may happen whether they protest openly or not.
they are scheming right now, taking their cues from poodle terry.
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SillyGoose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:42 AM
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24. They managed to rile up the religiously inflamed
and that is a recipe for disaster.
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:03 AM
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25. Like this!
Edited on Sat Mar-26-05 02:04 AM by Daydream_Believer
Crazy white churchgoing Bush voters going batshit crazy is FUNNY!

http://scottrope.typepad.com/scott_rope/files/voice_mai...
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Dude_CalmDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:37 AM
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26. I'm on my 9th listen of this and I've already sent it to everyone I know.
"She's get'n out she's gettin out of the - she's beating him with an umbrella HAHAHAHAHA. The other women are getting out n help too. AHAHAHAHAHAAAA - There's one with a little black bag and she's she's Tomahawking him man AAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAAAHA. Ther's another one that's just AHHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAA. There's another one AAAHAAAHAAHAHA - she looks like Mother Goose...Oh is she beat'n him AHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA...He He's run He's runnin to his car! AHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Daydream_Believer Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:38 AM
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27. She's beatin him with the Bible!! It's a hardback NVI version!!
AAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! :7
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:44 AM
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28. I want to see somebody
get run over by Fifth-Wheel Jesus.
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kath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 02:54 AM
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31. Yeah, ol' Fifth-Wheel Jesus is just too fockin' much. LMAO!!
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 06:27 AM
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33. Jesus wants me to have this DVD player!!! n/t
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