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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:00 AM
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Proposal: Let's all chip in to rent a crop-duster plane
to blanket Pinellas Park, Florida with a much-needed dose of Thorazine. To be repeated as necessary.

I'm in for $100. More if I have to, just to make these people SHUT UP.

Redstone
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johncoby2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:05 AM
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1. Got anthrax?
Hell our government can't catch the anthrax terrorist. It is safe.
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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:07 AM
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2. No Thorazine please.
But how about anti-fertility drugs. Let keep them from breeding. Or at least slow down the numbers. Can you imagine some of the conversations. "Son, go take this glass o water ta miss scheafo. She cant swallow it but who cares I'm already caught up in the publicity stunt." :puke:
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:09 AM
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3. We rent some radio-controlled blimps, paint them black
Attach radio/PA's on the bottoms.

Float them over the crowd outside the hospice in the evening, and broadcast the following message: "I have returned, my children. Go to the ocean and swim out to meet me."

I figure that would cut the crowd in half, at least...

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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:12 AM
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5. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nt
:headbang:
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:13 AM
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7. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
Did you see the floating balloon opening scene from "Six Feet Under"
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:17 AM
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9. A much better idea than mine was...
And a hell of a lot funnier as well!

Redstone
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Dude_CalmDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:24 AM
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10. Oh so brilliant - LMAO
:yourock:
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Proud2BAmurkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:26 AM
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11. LOL
.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:11 AM
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4. Stop watching MSM!
It contaminates you. Just stop it.
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Lucid Code Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:13 AM
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6. Please don't
This is enough of a circus as it is.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 12:13 AM
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8. CAN I USE IT TO MAKE CHEMTRAILS?!?!?!?



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Greylyn58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-26-05 01:28 AM
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12. That's just too funny......n/t
:toast:
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