So DNA tests on Neil Bush are inconclusive? Do Bushes not have normal DNA

[democrat in Tallahassee]

The DNA tests to see if he fathered a child keep coming back inconclusive. Isn't that interesting?
http://www.wonkette.com/

[BornLeft]

1. That is strange.

But maybe because the offspring is a little too close to the original dna of the biologicals? Was Barbara preggers around this time?

[DebJ]

2. hubby says "lizard dna" and laughs n/t

[fromBrooklyn]

3. The lab probably knows who the father is and is terrified

-wouldn't you be? They are called the BFEE for a reason. "Silverado Savings and Loans, anyone"?

[scarletlib]

10. bingo. that and the lizard dna

[ClintonTyree]

4. Do Bushes not have normal DNA

HA.......HAHA.........HAHHAHHAHA...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA................OHHHHHHHHH..............

THAT was a good one......thanks for the laugh!

[Clark2008]

5. Or maybe it's proof that the Bush's aren't human, afterall? n/t

[gollygee]

They have more money to talk a doctor into calling it "inconclusive"

is the most likely answer.

[goodboy]

6. There was some DNA from a Coca plant spliced in there....

[Darth_Kitten]

7. He'd rather have his OWN wife seen as someone who will sleep around...

rather than admit paternity. No, someone else, I don't know WHO, must be the father of THAT child. Guess chivalry is dead. :silly:

What an example of fine republican family values, eh? ;)


Edit: comma ;)

[Bridget Burke]

8. The whole basis of the suit is ridiculous....

The legal father of The New Mrs. Bush's youngest claims The Former Mrs. Bush spread a rumor around Houston that Neil was the actual father.

I've never met The Former Mrs. Bush, but as soon as the divorce was filed & the reason announced--everybody in the city was able to "count on their fingers." The baby's conception did occur perilously close to the beginning of the "romance."

Let's hope the little thing really doesn't have Bush genes for his own sake. Personally, I'm not scandalized by the situation. But the Bushes are so "moral" & so nervous about their position in "society."

[Rainbowreflect]

9. Very interesting. I work were we request hundreds of genetic tests

every month. The only time we have had inconclusive test is when it turns out the father is a close male relative of the original person tested. Hummmmmmmm!?!????!!!!!?

[RubyCat]

11. Why don't they just test the DNA of the other guy who Neil Bush is saying

is the real father? Is that so hard to do?

[rustydog]

12. Question: don't pigs have different DNA from humans?

Just asking