No Need of Seeing a Physician…Feeling Poorly Just Call the RNC

[The Whiskey Priest]

The Right-wing is now practicing medicine... so call your family doc and tell him to p*** off.

[alfredo]

1. Proposed letter to my Rethuglian senator

Now that it appears that you know how to handle medical decisions, maybe you can help me decide on what to take for my arthritis.

[Clark2008]

2. Hey! My senator is Bill Frist!

I may be able to just send him some videos of my complaints to see if he can diagnose them.
Shouldn't take him any longer than "an hour or so."

[coloradodem2005]

3. Question.

What if I want to call the RNC and tell them to piss off? Can I do that? :P

[alfredo]

4. Tell them to

take a flying fuck at the moon.

[TrustingDog]

5. tell him to piss off and take an aspirin in the mourning

of america.
she's going down.

[magellan]

6. I'm afraid they won't help many

They'll only intervene on behalf of the Christian white parents of a non-cognitive adult, not a single black parent who claims her disabled infant was fathered by the Sun.

Talk about your specialists!

[DearAbby]

7. Functioning brains need not apply...Dusky hued people need not apply

Those with a history of voting against republicans need not apply.....