Jesus for Christ sakes

[salinen]

Those silly Evangelicals. What will they do next to entertain us? The "God hates Fags" campaign was good for some laughs. And a certain blonde mouth breather said that all Moslims should be forced into Christianty. That was fun. A former Presidential Evangelical calls for the death of Fags via Hurricane. How Biblical and festive!

So as we marvel at the twisted psychological damage of people who love Christ, and follow the teachings according to the new prophets of hate, what hilarious shenanigans should we expect soon?

Well I'd say look to the past for a glimpse of the future. There is no horror like the horror of large group of frightened people bent on bloodlust to show their god they love him.

[rkc3]

1. You know what's fun?

Nothing any more.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. If You Believe The Rapture Is Coming Why Would You Worry

About Those Things...


You will be lifted up to Heaven and all those things will be left here to be destroyed...


That being said it's a violation of DU rules to trash religions.....

[salinen]

5. Kill a fag

go to heaven first-class

[hollywood926]

3. They are focusing their attention on the condemnation of the gay cartoons

[salinen]

6. That red tie

is pointing at his Satan stick! Stone Spongebob!!!

[maveric]

4. To paraphrase Max Von Sydow from a Woody Allen movie:

"If Jesus came back now, he wouldnt be able to stop vomitting seeing what people are doing in his name".
I love that line!

[salinen]

7. I do too.

[guinivere]

8. Very true

also very sad.

[saltpoint]

9. It wouldn't bother me very much if Fred Phelps were --

-- mauled by an extremely large tiger, one who had not eaten in several days.