Suggestions for pithy statements for the Press on Saturday?

[grumpy old fart]

Should someone from the press ask you for the reason you are out in the street Saturday, you really should be prepared to give a brief, quotable statement that might cause the oblivious masses to stop and think if they read/hear it. Any suggestions?

[Gold Metal Flake]

1. Good question.

The payola press is your enemy. I suggest writing to Dean and see what the DNC says. Seriously. Folks need to have a common message, and one not based on hate. The Payola Press will try to twist any statement into a hate message so that their poodle-viewers can easily hate you. A common, positive message, short and catchy, will help us. Too bad I ain't a good message writer. :-(

[grumpy old fart]

2. Unlike some; I think the "culture of life" means caring about the living.

and doing something about the needless death and suffering of innocents.

[Gold Metal Flake]

5. I salute you.

Watch for cops!

[annabanana]

3. "We've beem 'liberating the stuffing' out of them for 2 years now......

I think they've had enough."

[grumpy old fart]

4. opportunity to give 'em the whole package...

Tell them, "I'm here because of illegal wars, deficits, torture, war profiteering, I mean, where do you start? As I recall, republicans impeached Clinton over a blow job, didn't they? Where's the outrage now?"

[BornLeft]

6. I salute you

and pithy? I need to change my channel.

[grumpy old fart]

7. ???????????????? n/t