How about some good Gannon-Bush-Whitehouse jokes!!!

[azndndude]

[KurtNYC]

1. What service did Guckert charge the White house for?

"Butt kissing"

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

2. "Blog Cabin Republican"

From the Daily Show last night. ROTFLMAO

[ElectroPrincess]

8. Can't get over snickering on Stewart's repeated comments

and behavioral gestures regarding "reach arounds". All I can say is these guys do not want to find themselves in prison. Yikes! They'd be wearing a skirt and dancing around for a burly guy named "Tiny."

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

12. Best news on television.

I had forgotten about the 'reach around' gestures...now I'm laughing all over again.

[dddem]

3. What do you call Jeff Gannon?

A man-date.


(I know, I know - it was way too easy.)

[applegrove]

13. That's the best one so far!!

[blm]

4. Best I saw from Walt Starr. Bush's nickname for Gannon - Pretzel.

.

[azndndude]

6. good one!

[Cooley Hurd]

7. HAHAHA!

That's great! Props to Walt!:thumbsup:

[NMDemDist2]

5. how about a SOTU one?

Wednesday was Groundhog Day. Wednesday was also the State of the
Union Address. It was an ironic juxtaposition of events.

One involved a meaningless ritual in which we looked to a creature of
little intelligence for an accurate prognostication of the future.

The other involved a groundhog.

[Zan_of_Texas]

9. Don't miss this thread, already done.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3119245&mesg_id=3119245

[applegrove]

10. Notty notty

Q: How many Gannon's does it take to screw a White House light bulb?

A: None: all Karl Rove needs is the 'switch'.

:spank:

[NervousRex]

11. Howdya separate the men from the boys...

...in the White House Press Corps?....with a crowbar...yuk, yuk, yuk..bahdoomdoomp.

[Kansas Wyatt]

14. On Election Night...

Karl Rove filled in for Bush on a "MAN-DATE" with Gannon for some help with "back-door" programming.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

15. How many Jeff Gannons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Depends how much you want to spend.

[Zan_of_Texas]

16. At least....

At least Clinton wasn't calling for a Constitutional Amendment banning blowjobs!

[McCamy Taylor]

17. next grandtheftelection.com comic will be about gannon for sure!

[gottaB]

18. "Bush-Cheney 2004 is a campaign built on straight talk," said Ken Mehlman

roflmao

Okay that was from an Onion piece. But Bush really did say he was going to "restore honor, integrity and dignity to the White House." The whole thing is just cracking me up.