American by birth - Republican by choice

[Kadie]

Recently I saw this sign on the back of someone's pick-up.

and another....

End terrorism
Kick their ass
and take their gas!


I am sure they are really swell guys once you get to know them. /sarcasm

[PROGRESSIVE1]

1. If saw a car with "Pro Right Wing" bumper stickers in distress...

I WOULD NOT HELP THEM. So be it, they were hanging over a cliff, I'd ignore it, just how they CHOOSE to IGNORE Bush's crimes!

:mad:

[Ezlivin]

4. I'd have to help, despite my dislike of them and their ilk

Regardless of our political differences, I realize that people are capable of change.

Just 10 years ago I would have been the guy with the right-wing bumper sticker.

Now I'm a hard-core left-winger, liberal atheist.

::shrug::

[mermaid]

7. I Agree With You!

Except I would make my reason for not helping them KNOWN!!

I would not just drive by. I'd shout out my window...I'd like to help you, but your vote fucked over the country! At least this way, we make sure you don't get a chance to vote to fuck up our country again! The only good Republican is a DEAD Republican, sucker!

And THEN I'd drive off!

[PROGRESSIVE1]

14. Kick!

[Feathered Fish]

2. Pathetic, stupid little freepers

[RubyDuby in GA]

3. If you ever get the chance, leave a note on it that says

No no no. Republicans are not the party of choice! Stay on message or get out of the Party!

:)

[Hugin]

5. How's about....

A RINO drives this pick-up?

[DinahMoeHum]

6. If they support the war, why the f**k aren't they out THERE ???

Oh, sorry, they're pansies when it comes right down to it. They probably have penis problems too.


:evilfrown:

[mermaid]

8. Well, Don't You Know Why??

Because war, and bleeding, and dying...all THAT stuff is for the poor!! Didn't you know that?

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerer of death's construction

In the field the body's burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning thei brainwashed minds
Oh Lord, yeah!

...Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight
They leave that all to the poor, yeah!

-From "War Pigs" by Black Sabbath

But the song has a happy ending:

Now in darkness world stops turning...

...no more War Pigs have the power
And as God has struck the hour

Day of Judgement, God is calling
On their knees the War Pigs crawling
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings...Oh, Lord, yeah!!

[AlCzervik]

9. they should enlist if they want 'Kicked asses"

but of course they won't.

[mermaid]

11. Of Course Not...See Response Number 8, Above! n/t

[AlCzervik]

13. yeah i know, but there is an average of 3 job openings a day

just thought maybe they'd want to help out, keep the jobless numbers low.

[cheezus]

10. holy shit, an honest republican

[DiverDave]

12. Another oxymoron:

"Sportsman for *"

Just.. plain... stupid.