Who Isn't Gay?

[Placebo]

Since it seems that every member of bush's circle of thieves and liars has been "outed" on DU, and "gay" is the word of the day; who isn't gay? Since we are so sure who is gay. :eyes:

[Vanje]

1. My Mom

not gay

[Democrat Dragon]

2. The Pentagon may not be gay, however I suspect they do the

Abu Graib special on a dialy basis.

[meisje]

3. I'm fairly certain my parents are not gay

[Clark2008]

4. I'm happy!

Does that count.

I feel pretty, oh, so pretty.
I feel pretty and witty and gay.

[candle_bright]

5. LOL!

My thought exactly.

How about Barney? Is he gay?

[meisje]

6. Barney is gay squared

[Placebo]

10. Hint:

"Miss Beazley" is just the bush's new dog's COVER name. Her real name is "Mr Johnson!"

Yea, that's right, the bush's, through their homoerotic power-circle of administrative perversion, imported Barney a young male scottish terrier sex slave carefully disguised as a bitch. These people make me sick.

[Clark2008]

11. Which Barney?

The dog?
The dinosaur?
The Mayberry deputy?
The New York sergeant of detectives?
The department store?
The insurance company?
The Simpsons beer guzzler?
We know Barney Frank is.

[efhmc]

7. Do not know or care but what I do care about is the total

hypocrisy of the gay hating repukes! Mostly I just hate them (repukes)all the time, all the place and all the way.

[Geek_Girl]

8. Sponge Bob Squarepants

I'm pretty sure sponges have no sexual organs.

[Swamp Rat]

9. Aren't we all?

... even just a little bit? :)

[Fovea]

12. Robber Nofacts.

In fact, I cannot imagine him naked.
I mean it. My brain literally will not let me.

[begin_within]

13. Liberace. He said it himself.

[donheld]

14. Tom Cruise

He'll sue if you say otherwise. :evilgrin:

[johnaries]

15. I am a gay musician, that's what the people say,

Every time I come around, they love to hear me play
My Trumpet, my Trumpet, they love to hear my Trumpet!

TATATATA taDADADADADA ta DADA tata ta!

[imenja]

16. Bill Clinton

He's been far too active with the female gender to pass as gay. I can't think of anyone else right off.

[DistressedAmerican]

17. I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, unless the blogs tell me I am!