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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:29 PM
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***IMAGINE*** this Bill Clinton scenario, won't you???
How would it be reported? What would be the outcome?

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"Welcome back to DayTime, I'm your hostess, Lydia Fester. Well, today's big news as you know is the continuing Hookergate scandal, only the latest to plague this already very controversial Clintoon administration. SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING that the filth runs wide, and it runs deep.

Astute bloggers were fascinated when one tantalizing clue was left on a blog, "FrenziedAmerica.com" last night. We'll show that to you now, do we have a shot of that, Phil?



Yes, that's it, thanks Phil, so the question is: Is this a tittilating glance into what has been going on behind closed doors at the White House before our very eyes? How did a known dominatrix prostitute receive White House press credentials? It's a question ALL Americans want to know the answers to!

Let's start our coverage with a well-known blogger and owner of her own publishing firm, Lucyemma Goldfarb. Lucyemma, welcome back to DayTime with Lydia Fester!

(audience applause)



GOLDFARB: He...(more applause) hello, Linda. Thank you. Thank you all. Good to be here.

FESTER: No, thank YOU Lucyemma. You were the first to break this sordid saga of prostitution, the White House, total access to the President...Some are saying that this is a bit "unseemly", to go after someone's personal life like this. Tell me, does this story have legs?

GOLDFARB: (throaty laugh) Hoo, boy, does it have legs. Lydia, it stopped being personal when this tramp received her White House press pass from Joe Lockhart. She sat in that press room, tossing easy questions at President Clintoon which HUMILIATED Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott, two patriotic Americans, and SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING that the President had full knowledge of this, and full knowledge that she was a dominatrix prostitute who sold her "services" online.

(audience applause)

FESTER: Well, OK, to be fair, Lucyemma, there is no evidence that Clintoon had knowledge of her, shall we say, real profession, is there?

GOLDFARB: Lydia. There. Is. No. Way. In. Hell. That he couldn't have known...

(audience applause)

She was there!! Sitting there in the Press Conference!! Right there!!! Lydia, don't you think these people get background checks? Don't you think if you are sitting ten feet from the President you are thoroughly vetted and checked out? (Disgusted) Of course he knew!

(audience applause)

FESTER: Thanks, Lucyemma, something tells me this story is only just beginning. For more on this, we have brought in our senior anchor, Brent Scrume.

(wild applause)



FESTER: Brent, this must be big for you to be on the case. Some people are saying that this sordid, sexy tale is only the tip of the iceberg of what is becoming a PATTERN of covering-up and sex at the White House. Sex. White House. Sex. White House. Prostitution. Sleaze. White House. Clintoon. What's the latest?

SCRUME: (in a deep haughty tone) Lydia, the whole thing doesn't pass as what we in the White House press corps call the "small test". Many people have been asking why this reporter, known as "Jill Godfrey" to us, was lobbing softballs at the President. Sex. President. Sleaze. So, as Lucyemma reported, the PATRIOTIC BLOGGERS have led the way on this, discovering that "Jill Godfrey" was actually "June Godzinksi" and that, not only did she take a vacation as a child only 90 miles from the well-known Whitewater area of Arkansas, but that she has been running triple-X websites under the nickname "Madame X".

(audience gasps, tsks, shaking heads in disgust)

FESTER: Yes, Brent, it's disgusting. Filthy. Sleazy, Clinton, sex, prostitution. Phil, do we have that picture of Madame X? Yes, the clean one, you bad boy!

(audience titters)



Brent, are we absolutely sure that THIS is the same woman known as "Jill Godfrey" to us in Washington?

SCRUME: There is little wiggle room on this one, if you look at the picture of the reporter "Jill Godfrey"...

FESTER: Let's bring the picture of up of the reporter, Phil...



(audience GASPS)

FESTER: Oh my gosh. Yes, that's her. Audience? Do you have any doubt? Sex, Clintoon, sex, dominatrix prostitution?

(audience in near rapturous applause............





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Walt Starr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:33 PM
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1. SPOT ON!!!!!
If Mangate had happened during Clinton's administration it would have been 42/7 on every channel including the Home Shopping Network!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:36 PM
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2. including Home Shopping Network LOL :)
You know it's true!
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:33 PM
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13. And I thought my days were long
:D
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AuntiBush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:29 PM
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15. Rolling on the floor laughing!
Hysterial! Thank you as I truly needed that tonight!

:kick:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:45 PM
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18. :)
If we don't laugh, we explode or something like that!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 12:12 AM
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26. delete
Edited on Tue Feb-15-05 12:12 AM by Bluebear
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:38 PM
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3. Call me crazy...I think this may work in our favor.
The MSM's lack of professionalism and ethics can only be underscored by their lack of coverage. Can you believe these people?
Clinton had CONSENSUAL sex with an intern (not a paid prostitute, by the way) and the whole frickin world new about it! If we follow the "yawn" logic...then why in the fuck was Clinton such a big deal? Hey, at least he wasn't pimping using the UNITED STATES MILITARY MARINE LOGO on the INTERNET to peddle male prostitution! For God sakes...this is "restoring integrity" to the WH? I've been saying this for some time, now- THE TRUTH IS OUR MOST POWERFUL WEAPON! Wonder what Babs has been up to lately...
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:43 PM
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5. Only if it gets reported though!
If it ain't on the news, it didn't happen. So far the MSM is only treating this as a "charming" expose on "blogs" without questioning anything about the story itself!
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:32 PM
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11. Not to mention, Lewinsky was never given access
to classified information outing CIA operatives. To me, there's a hell of a big difference.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 09:42 PM
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19. THAT'S the rub!
This is not about sex, or being gay, it's about access. And by the way, now that we mention it, how much does Guckert owe the IRS for his under-the-table escort services?
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:08 PM
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20. Of course it is about sex:
Gay Sex For Hire Scandal Rocks Bush Administration!

That is the headline they can't ignore. The rest is a few paragraphs down.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:20 PM
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21. Oh, sex should sell it alright
Were it NOT for the sexy components of the story it wouldn't even make the air.
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Sparkle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:39 PM
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4. Of course!
If this happened under Clinton, the media and the repukes would be chomping at the bit (whatever that mean). But try telling the freeping idiots that on FR, they'll swear up and down that we are wrong. Stupid morons.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 05:50 PM
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6. As of today a lot of them don't believe it!
"Jeff adequately explained himself to Wolf and that's that."
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:16 PM
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7. Once for the night shift
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Hell in a Handbasket Donating Member (242 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 06:19 PM
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8. the irony is pretty thick.
too bad the press only likes scandals one way.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:27 PM
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9. Hi Hell in a Handbasket!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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Hell in a Handbasket Donating Member (242 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:07 PM
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14. thanks
:hi:
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:30 PM
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10. I bet if we googled the articles written during the Monica
scandal, we will see the media's rationale as to why this was an important story.

If we, then, removed Monica's name and inserted 'Jeff's' and ship the story back to the media outlet that wrote the original and ask them why they aren't covering this story like the Monica one.

I suspect their responses would be, at the very least, interesting!
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 07:33 PM
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12. This is great!
You have definitely made your point.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:41 PM
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17. Thanks! Of course, PROPAGANDA is the main point
But it's OK if you're Republican evidently!
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Pooka Fey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 08:34 PM
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16. Yup. n/t
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:36 PM
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22. Have you thought of posting it on bushbot or freeper sites?
Those dimwits are always so hot and bothered for any Clinton story, they just might run with it, not realizing what it is really about until it's too late.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:58 PM
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25. You'd think they would see through it
but they're not that subtle!
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Kansas Wyatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 09:38 AM
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27. If they just think of Clinton they start foaming at the mouth, and...
Go into a frenzy. They cannot control themselves when it comes to Clinton.
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ldf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:48 PM
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23. Lucyemma?
shouldn't that be Lucyenema?

much more accurate of what comes out of her mouth.

:grr:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-14-05 10:52 PM
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24. Ah glad you got the reference :)
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 09:51 AM
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28. Seriously can you imagine the media frenzy over ...
a prostitute in the Clinton White House. Can anybody NOT picture the story being run 24/7 on FOX, MSNBC and CNN?
Lets just think back to one of the most over-hyped flaps during Clinton's terms in office, Travelgate. Remember how much MSM coverage that story got. Yet today's MSM will only mention this story in passing. It's a disgusting double standard.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 02:12 PM
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30. Double standard it is.
When I listened to Ho Kurtz yesterday "reporting" on this, it seemed for all the world a stifling of news, not only a different standard!
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cybildisobedience Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 10:20 AM
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29. Excellent
Just excellent. And so funny and sad at the same time.
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 09:07 PM
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31. Bush can sell the movie rights
and perhaps even pay for his impeachment and treason trial. Maybe that's the plan!

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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 11:52 PM
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32. Don't give him any ideas!
:toast:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-15-05 11:55 PM
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34. Brilliant!!
That's exactly it! Except that there'd be a senate hearing before the TV interview was over.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-16-05 12:30 AM
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35. except for spelling KLINTOON wrong
you are RIGHT ON, PT, yes INDEED.
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