Why does B**h always kiss people on the EAR?

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[leftofthedial]

1. someone told him "getting waxed"

was the same as getting drunk

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. He likes to use the tongue.

Sends shivers up the spine, and he knows they can't physically act to stop it or the Secret Service will put a few .40 S&W rounds in 'em. (well, maybe not, but the image is so Caligula-esque I had to say it.)

[SoCalDem]

3. He loves the smell of earwax in the morning??

[Liberal In Texas]

4. Mostly he kisses people on the ass. Has done all his life.

What, ear?

Is Limpdick or O'Really starting another story to deflect another rumor?

[w13rd0]

5. Because that's where Satan lives...

...I'm sure you've seen him in cartoons. Notice it's always the right ear, which is Bush's left. Thus, since it's to the left of the Bush, it's the Satanic ear. The devil whispers into the ear Bush kisses, but once he's kissed it, it's silent. It's the AWESOME POWER of FUNDIE KISSY MAGIC! Or maybe he just likes rimming peoples ears because it reminds him of being alone with Rove.

[radfringe]

6. he's doing a "TYSON"

but as usual keeps screwing it up

[UdoKier]

7. Why does Joementum always kiss B**h on the REAR?

Your question made me wonder...

[booksenkatz]

8. To check & see if they have an earpiece like his. NT

[Disturbed]

9. He picked up this little thang from his buddies the

Saudi royalty.