Baboon to take questions from the press at 9 central time

[mopaul]

just announced on Cabal News Network. oh joy, i love it when he scolds reporters and chastised them for asking complicated questions, or more than one question.

[Danmel]

1. Come on, his MANDATE precludes follow up questions

It was right there in the fine print on the ballot? Didn't you see it?

[burn the bush]

2. i wonder what pre approved questions they are going to ask

[GetTheRightVote]

3. Unless it is a Yes or No Q, he can not answer it

:kick:

[elehhhhna]

4. "Cabal News Network" LOL. I hope his psychic powers will be used

so he can answer Q's before they've been asked. Gosh, that psychic gift is soooo handy when one is a President!

[Ironpost]

5. No matter what the question is the answer will be saving S. S.

[mopaul]

7. mr. bush, if I helped you & gave you explicit directions......

could you find your own ass with a map and a three day head start?

[LiberalEsto]

6. The hired press?

Forget it. Zzzzzzzz.

Wake me up when someone besides a Rent-A-Reporter gets to ask * a real question.

[imax2268]

8. I just love this video...

the chimp in action...

http://homepage.mac.com/duffyb/nobush/iMovieTheater265.html

[blm]

9. This is timed to take attention OFF Kerry's Senate speech against Rice

Last night they put up 6 Republican Senators in a row to keep Kerry off the nightly newscasts.

Thgis is how they operate.

[Stephanie]

10. Watch for the ear wig

When he stutters, looks down, shakes his head back and forth to simulate thinking - that is when they are feeding him his lines, which he will then garble emphatically.

[spartan61]

11. The chimp will probably send his condolences to the families

of the 40 Marines killed in the last 24 hours. Then he will say it was worth it because they are bringing democracy and freedon to Iraq. ARRRGGGGG!! I hate that bastard!!!