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canadianbeaver Donating Member (929 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:39 PM
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Constitution email......a little bit of humor........
Just some things to ponder......

Constitution- what's the difficulty about drafting a Constitution for Iraq? Why don't you just give them yours. It was written by alot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and heck, you're not using it anymore.

Morality - The reason we can't have the Ten Commandments in a court-house is that you cannot post "Thou shall not Steal", "Thou shall not Commit Adultery",and " Thou shall not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile working environment.

Zero Gravity - When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball point pens wouldn't work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 BILLION dollars developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down on almost any surface including glass and at below freezing to over 300C. The Russians used a pencil...Your taxes will be due again soon.

Cows - Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that your government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around in your country. Maybe we should give each one a cow...

Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

I am sure some have seen before but its always good for a chuckle...sort of.
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