list possible dust jacket quotes for Jessica Lynch's book

[pruner]

"Reading this book taught me a lot about about (my own) heroism, and why this war is just."

–PFC Jessica Lynch, American hero


"This book should serve as a cautionary tale to all Saddam-loving liberals, notably those in the media elite."

–Ann Coulter, Best-selling (+) author

[Terwilliger]

1. I think she was in a car accident -- Iraqi bystander, now deceased

[NYC]

2. Watch the amazing bullet holes come and go.

.

[rooboy]

3. After reading this book...

I discovered that I was not alone. It's great to get a fresh perspective from another amnesia sufferer.

- Sgt H Schultz, German WWII veteran.

[Terwilliger]

5. she knows nuth-INK!

[Zan_of_Texas]

8. I hugs 'em

My job as President is to hug our soldiers when they come back. From one war hero to another, here is a big hug to Jessica.

--George W. Bush

[Ilsa]

4. I'm going to reserve judgement

until it is published. I am hoping we'll have some honesty in her reflections, especially since the media kept claiming over and over that she couldn't remember anything. Maybe with a Million dollar advance she'll feel safe enough to tell the truth.

[pruner]

6. LOL

whose truth?

[mitchum]

7. "What is truth?" Pontius Pilate

[TheReligiousLeft]

11. " We all have truth."

"Are your truths the same as mine? Is truth unchanging law?" PP in Jesus Christ Super Star!

[stopbush]

9. How about the title?

I suggest: "Rescue This Book"

[Zhade]

18. That title rules.

nt

[stopbush]

10. Bush's quote for Lynch book

"People tell me that they're so proud of ME because I'm the one who put Pvt Lint in harm's way and gave her the chance to become a hero. Who am I to argue with the wisdom of the American people? What? It's Pvt "Lynch"?...Who cares what you think?" - pretzelnent gw arbusto

[Rick Myers]

12. "They told me this is waht happened!"

:evilgrin:

[kodi]

13. "in the great american tradition of alvin york and audey murphy"

comes a new hero for a new american age.

[Not a robought]

14. "This book is a must read

if you have ever desired what was or wasn't, what could have been, and what in all uncompromised unlikeliness could have possibly become the greatest plight in the courageous pursuit of heroic vicarious might of the greatest American proportion." - John Warner, Senator

[MrPrax]

15. Jessica Gave Us Light...

To Shine In the Best of Times and to Triumph over Dark Times

My little Light will shine...because of Jessica

NOW,org
Press release

[Gore1FL]

16. hmmm

"Not all that interesting, but the fold out centerfld was worth the coverprice"
-- Jack N. Meeself

[Zhade]

17. It all depends.

If she tells the truth (the Soft Skull Press approach):

"We now know the truth - the truth is that, in fact, Jessica Lynch has been reconstituted as an Iraqi agent!"

--Dick Cheney, oil-soaked 'Vice' President of the United States


If she marches in line (the FOX Books approach):

"The courageous story of a courageous woman who courageously showed courage under courage. I mean, fire. FIRE!"

--George W. Bush, Leader of All, Bringer of Light and Truth

[shatoga]

19. Woody Harrelson portrayed me in "Wag the Dog"

It was all a fraud!

She never got near any gunfire.
she was rescued from doctors who were treating her for injuries as a result of a car accidnet.

Propaganda!

[reachout]

20. Quote

"Never has a more honest, powerful and harrowing story been told."
- Rupert Murdoch

[realFedUp]

21. "Saved by doctors to be held hostage by her own government"

you can make this stuff up.