Get Ready For Tomorrow To Be Reagan Day All Over The News

[Khephra]

SAT -- CSPAN

11:00 am
1:30 (est.) LIVE
Ceremony
USS Ronald Reagan Commissioning
U.S. Navy
Nancy Reagan , United States
Richard Cheney , United States

[EOTE]

1. Why?

Is the nut about to kick the bucket?

[Khephra]

2. Not that I know

But I do know the CNNMSNBCFOX style which is to take a little event like this and turn it into an all day praise-fest for the Right.

[AnnabelLee]

3. I'll start fasting now

so there'll be less to throw up.:puke:

[trof]

5. I'll be passing out the emitics

in the morning.
;-)

[TlalocW]

4. Questions...

Will there be an astrologer on board as part of the crew? (The tea leaves tell me we should move to these coordinates, sir)
How soon until they have to install more memory into the computers on board?
Will the lubricants for the engines be replaced by Grecian formula?
Will the ship's cooks list ketchup as a vegetable during meals?

TlalocW

[soupkitchen]

6. Is this the aircraft carrier that is only going to be used in movies?

No action for this ship if it's aptly named

[BurtWorm]

7. Doubt it's going to draw all that many

away from cartoons, sports, and regular life.

[Kazak]

8. KILL YR TELEVISION

...and you won't have that problem...

[Cocoa]

9. Will Cheney be taking questions?

it's been a while hasn't it...

[madrchsod]

10. the bushes must

have decided to stay away..they were afraid nancy would smash the bottle over their heads..what no rummy? must be getting a blood transfusion tomorrow....

[BiggJawn]

11. I hope they leave the sea cocks open!

eom

[Davis_X_Machina]

12. It's a dry-run for the Reagasm...

...when cable can really go wild, covering the state funeral of the Ronsicle.

Myself, I'm waiting for the part where Peggy Noonan throws herself into the open grave to serve her master in the Otherworld.

[Ilsa]

13. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! hahahahaha

...what you said... every last word...
hahahahahahahaha

[Ilsa]

14. HAAAAAAAAAA! HAHAHA!

...what you said... every last word...
hahahahahahahaha