Bush to claim he inherited problems from previous administration

[Ezlivin]

He will also hunt down Osama bin Laden and work to be a uniter, not a divider.

Citing the known problems of the last administration, Bush claimed that he was ready to move forward on the real problems facing the country: unchecked homosexual love and a lack of sufficient corporate tax breaks.

[ogradda]

1. hehehe

thanks for the smile :)

[Ezlivin]

3. He'll also unveil his new motto: "Deja vu all over again" n/t

:)

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Isn't he the "previous administration?

What an ASS! And when is he going to "hunt down" Osama? He's had three years.

[Ducks In A Row]

4. no. that was gore.

:)

[Javaman]

5. * announces that he will start getting up earlier, drinking less and

stop thinking about Rices ass and getting down to work.
All this was said from the Presidents bed, while enjoying a scotch off the stomach of his security adviser at 5 this afternoon.

[Ezlivin]

6. I thought he was doing body shots with "Brown Sugar"! n/t