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Zorbet55 Donating Member (291 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:16 AM
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I am the Reverend Dr. Billy Jackleg Birmingham
and I volunteer to feed the spiritual cups of those whom seek a leftist Christian dogma to thrive on and defend their sensibilities against the Fundy Right movement.

We will meet here in the chapel of love Sunday afternoons with my first sermon entitled "Remove the Guilt Within Thee".

Sit in the comfort of your home pews and drink some E&J Gallo and save the requisite 10% offering for other things like a nice Che Guevara tee shirt.

Come one. Come all. I preach my dear friends, you're about to receive on john barley corn and nicotine, and the temptations of Eve.
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:18 AM
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1. hi i'm eve (well, so to speak)
what temptations do you have for me, baby?
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Zorbet55 Donating Member (291 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:27 AM
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3. Perhaps you needest to be lifted up by thou bosom
and becomest a virgin sacrifice before the elders. That is, if the elders are so disposed. Wear a sexy tunic with lots of buxom bosom straining to release itself in a land of milk and honey. Verily, I say, make thouself a harlot to the masses like Jezebel and ye shall not be ripped by mongrel dogs.
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 03:29 AM
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5. you are such
a sweet talker you!:loveya:
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:20 AM
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2. Amen!
Brother!
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 02:36 AM
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4. Should we bring our shotguns, too?
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flygal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-05-04 03:50 AM
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6. Can you help me remove this 666 from my forehead?
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