What's the first thing Bush will pack?

[Kiteflyer]

My guess is..
....AWOL records from the Texas Air National Guard.....

[Birthmark]

1. The extra lies he won't need for a 2nd term

They could come in handy later.

[Ivote]

2. His Flight Suit

He's going to fulfill his military obligation
:kick:

[purji]

3. His "my pet goat "book

He's still not done reading it yet. ;)

[ugarte]

4. His bottle of Old Grandad

nt

[joshdawg]

5. His "mind-altering" drugs

[amber dog democrat]

6. that inspiring painting that shows sunlight on the eastern ridge

and a bag of pretzels.

[MidwestMomma]

7. Saddam's gun?

You know he plays cowboy with it!

[elehhhhna]

8. DING DING DING We've got a winner!

[Alpharetta]

9. what I want to know: which documents get shredded first?

[Kiteflyer]

10. I hope he doesn't forget

:evilgrin:

The skirt & pom poms from his college days.

One autograped picture of Dickless Cheney.

One cashiers check from Halliburton.

His "smoke em out" Cowboy boots.

His shiteating smirk grin.

[left is right]

16. "His shiteating smirk grin"

Can you imagine how awful it would be to turn the corner in the west wing and running into that disembodied grin? How could even the most dedicated K staffer possibly get any work done with that floating around?

[Kiteflyer]

11. I hope he doesn't forget

:evilgrin:

The skirt & pom poms from his college days.

One autograped picture of Dickless Cheney.

One cashiers check from Halliburton.

His "smoke em out" Cowboy boots.

His shiteating smirk grin.

[Isere]

12. I think he'll pack his

jammies and his pacifier.

The minute the race is called for Kerry you will hear the loud whirring of the shredding machines all over the White House.

[Skittles]

13. a big bag of pretzels I hope

nt

[Demeter]

14. The Best Lawyer Money Can Buy

and some plane tickets to a non-extradition treaty location.

[elehhhhna]

15. he'll pack gauze in his nose to stop the bleeding from the party...

[Dukakis88]

17. The vibrator O'Reilly bought him.

[Sperk]

18. :His "pillie", that's what he calls his pillow, goes nowhere without it.

Then again, he might not pack it, instead cry into it all the way back to Crawfod.

[JPace]

19. His wounded ego and his bible....

bewildered why his God let him down.

[ploppy]

20. The game boy

he plays with while everyone else in the administration is fucking up the country.