How do you want to see Bush LEAVE the White House when Kerry wins?

[symbolman]

I've always had this fantasy:

Bush's last moments in the White House. After the last speech on the lawn in view of the Chopper he lopes (much like that footage of the Big Foot shot with super 8 film) to the helicopter, the stepford thing three steps behind..

he climbs the steps and turns around to do the three finger salute that makes a "W" (remember when they used to do that when he was first running? They cut that out because THAT was the secret Nazi salute once they had been beaten, but I digress) with both arms in the air, turns to get in the door - HITS HIS HEAD and falls backwards DOWN the stairs - Klomp Klomp Klomp Klomp Klomp ... slides to the ground, groggy, trying to get up..

AND NOBODY HELPS HIM. Not even the Marines who stand at attention, trying not to laugh.. nor the press corp.. not even his dogs, well, they might run to him and lick him like when he fell the last time, or was it the time before that.. but the dogs only licked him awake because they needed the salt from his skin..

Back to fantasy..

They just leave him lying there askew, akimbo -- (one of the daughters is looking out the window, but screwing with the media, sticking out her tongue,etc) -- dazed, he crawls up the stairs, slithering into the door like a snake that has just enough snake left to get to the side of the road after a speeding pick up truck has hit it with both tires...

He's sort of a mix of the worst of ALL republicans - the paranoia of Nixon, the grace of Ford, the basic retarded morality of Reagan, and the brain of Bush Senior's Veep - actually not THAT smart..

He doesn't even have the sneakiness of his own father, who was smart enough to NOT go INTO Iraq and cause a power vacuum - besides, Saddam was on the payroll for years..

So, HOW do YOU think Bush should exit the White House when Kerry WINS?

Think they'll steal all the "K"s from all the computers and trash the place? :)

[sherilocks]

1. In handcuffs and leg irons. eom

[Dem2theMax]

5. Awww, you beat me to it!

:evilgrin:

[auburngrad82]

20. Amen!

[Octafish]

30. Couldn't click fast enough, once I saw Symbolman's original thread.

Frog march him along with all the BFEE turds, including Poppy.

Here Poppy rats out a fellow puke MINUTES after JFK is declared dead:



Here a "Mr. George Bush of the Central Intelligence Agency" clears the anti-Castro Cubans:



SOURCE:

http://www.internetpirate.com/bush.htm

It will soon be 41 years I've waited to see those responsible brought to justice. Perhaps a new Administration will investigate...

[Arkana]

51. Kudos to that idea.

And I don't want him to be treated with kid gloves, either.

[donsu]

55. exactly

my thought too

[foo_bar]

2. he steps into the Oscar Weinermobile

[benburch]

3. I think he should leave for Crawford on Movember 3rd...

And not show face in DC again for the rest of his life.

[NewJeffCT]

24. I bet if Bush loses, he will spend it all in Crawford

Why not go for the unbreakable record - most time on vacation in 4 years?

[Spinzonner]

4. Escalation

J's, F's, and K's

Two Democratic Presidents with one theft.

[pamela]

6. In a straight-jacket. eom

[Champion Jack]

8. In a straight-jacket and one of those Hannibal Lecter

face mask/muzzle things

[ET Awful]

13. On a dolly, with armed guards :) n/t

[DinahMoeHum]

52. . . .while Bush is screaming that he is Napoleon. . .or G*d.

:evilgrin:

[JSJ]

7. doa

[ClintonTyree]

9. Quickly.............

VERY quickly.

[bling bling]

10. Bush flies handcuffed from White House to World Court

In my fantasy Kerry authorizes one exception to our otherwise non-participation in trying criminals at the World Court just to fuck with Bush because he deserves it. Let the World put him on trial and convict him and we can all share in justice together.

[malatesta1137]

11. I hate to spoil this

but can we just wait until Kerry actually WINS before we start with this? Every 5 minutes there's a thread on DU about these fantasies or about "which family member you're gloating to when Kerry wins", etc etc

We should be spending time trying to figure ways to make this happen, which is way WAY from being a certainty.

[symbolman]

14. Take a look at my site friend

I've done PLENTY to fight Bush.. I'm editing a FILM we are making for a progressive cause and took a little time out to fantasize and have a little fun.

I work night and day for basically FREE making flash films to screw that little bastard to the wall. We mortgaged our HOME to do this.

So no one is wasting time -- why not have a look at my last work and see it that is a waste, here it is, called "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"..

***
it helps to bring up the fact that Bush sat on his ASS during 911 while the REAL WOLVES brought the world down.

http://web.takebackthemedia.com/geeklog/public_html/staticpages/index.php?page=20041024021444898



****


Maybe you could help out and spread it around, or any one of FIFTY flashes we have on our site, some quite involved.

No one is resting on their laurels, let's have some fun.

[malatesta1137]

54. I am proud for you

I am just afraid that fantasies and gloating before the time might bring us bad luck.

[MADem]

62. I have always found your work to be

...scathing! Symbolic! Uplifting! Inspiring! Enraging! Incredible!

You deserve kudos--and a moment to have some fun. You've earned it!

I'm a real fan!

[anarchy1999]

16. I take offense at your attack on symbolman.

What is with you? Where were you the day they started dropping bombs in Iraq? Symbolman and friends were there many days before. You've got a lot of nerve.

[malatesta1137]

53. do you overreact like this always?

what does being Iraq or anywhere else have to do with the fact that it's premature and unwise to gloat before a victory that is not even certain?

and symbolman was in Iraq (from what I understand from your post)? is this something she/he is proud of? did he/she drop bombs on Iraqi civilians? or did he/she shoot at them?

[anarchy1999]

12. Two words came to mind. "IN CHAINS".

n/t
Sorry.

[symbolman]

15. Two More words

Suicide Watch (at the Hague) :)

I like it.

How about FROG MARCHED?

Two little words...

[anarchy1999]

17. May we take it down to one word. CRIMINALS.

or maybe three, CRIMINALS IN CHAINS. I think I like it.

[smirkymonkey]

63. Oh, yes! Please let it be that!

I would add one more touch to your original post though. After * falls down, the dogs run over - not to lick his face - but to urinate on it.

[TomClash]

18. Perp walk nt

[bklyncowgirl]

19. Tarred, feathered and ridden out on a rail. n/t

[lil-petunia]

27. darn. you got to it before me.

grate meins tink alike

[DoYouEverWonder]

21. Naked and shamed

would do for me. On second thought, I don't think I really want to see his ugly body. Maybe they could wrap him up in a straight jack instead.

[in_cog_ni_to]

22. In an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs! n/t

[expatriate]

23. I want to see him forced out onto the White House

lawn, in front of the world press and everyone in his family, wearing a pink tutu, tights, ballet slippers and a tiara. He will be carrying a sparkly wand. Then he will be forced to dance around the Rose Garden singing the Mrs. Falbo song (anyone remember Second City TV?) This event will be recorded for all time, and run whenever the Republicans make another bid for the White House, as a reminder of the jester that we got ripped off into having for a President.

Yes, I have my sadistic moments, and many people in my life who have inspired me to fantasize about humiliating them in similar ways.

[neebob]

25. I vote for handcuffs

although I do like the pink tutu idea a lot.

[smirkymonkey]

64. LOL! That's hysterical!

Dreams can come true, can't they?

[lil-petunia]

26. tarred, feathered, on a rail.

straight to prison.

[malmapus]

28. I'm torn on this

Earlier today I was talking with my dad and saying after the election we should turn Bush, Cheney, Rumsfield, Rove, Wolf..hell pretty much his administration over to the Iraqi people for trial because they all have something to answer for. But yet, they all have much to answer for with us as well.

[China_cat]

31. Best of both worlds

Try them for crimes in this country and turn them over to the Iraqis for punishment.

[NoPasaran]

29. Chased by wolves! n/t

[obreaslan]

37. LOL

NoPasaran, that's what I was just thinking.

I'm reminded of Mr. Burns, "Release the Hounds!!!!" :evilgrin:

[zanana]

32. Does the dog have to go with him?

I really like the dog.

[SoCalDem]

33. Let's hire DeLay to fumigate the place when the bushes leave..

Maybe he'll need the work :)

[peekaloo]

34. crying.....with visible pee stains down the front of his trousers

[truth2power]

35. Tarred and feathered and on a rail.

That's the least profane thing I can say.

edit> sorry, my computer is hiccupping today.

[AmandaRuth]

36. sort of a take on the Jackson song-

you know the part -- get on back to crawford with your tail tucked between your legs

meanwhile

i will be dancing on a pony keg..

[seemslikeadream]

38. Carrying this on his shoulders

for the rest of his natural born days

[sweetheart]

39. through the hangman's trap door

I'm seeing a specially erected hanging platform on the white house
lawn, with 10 ropes, and a noose and hood around each neck. The
president is on the left, then Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Powell,
Negroponte, Delay, Rove, Scalia and Jeb.

The indictment is read out: "For conspiracy to wage aggressive war,
crimes against humanity, grand larceny and treason against the
constitution and the people of the united states, you are charged
to hang until dead."

Over a million people crowd the mall, with big screens showing the
deathly still row of 10 black-hooded men. Then BANG, the trap doors
open beneath their feet and the figures drop like toy dolls, with
the black hoods masqing their last expressions.

The crowd, and the hundreds of millions watching on TV stand in
silence, and slowly a cheer arises from the crowd, totally
unexpected, and yet a cheer of great joy and justice done murmers
louder and louder until it rages like blinding thunder.

Elvis has left the building.

[Jose Diablo]

40. In irons n/t

[BiggJawn]

41. In Chains.

along with the rest of his co-conspiritors

[tinrobot]

42. I want him to move his OWN furniture

Make him hire a U-Haul.

Show him what "hard work" really means.

[KansDem]

43. Dragged out naked with a leather lease wrapped around his neck...

...and Lyndie England holding the other end.

[Larry Tyler]

44. Why would you want to see Bush naked?

Ewwwwww

[KansDem]

46. I see your point...

All right, put an orange jumpsuit on him, then!

[dave502d]

45. In a Cab

[Democracy Died 2004]

47. Why leave? Can't we just do the arrest

trial , conviction, and execution right there after the swearing in? I mean why waste all that money. All the Judges and congress will be right there and hell the media will be there also.. seems like a good time to do it.

And a final thought Arlington is right down the road. We could finish it all up in about 4 hours or so.

[UpsideDownFlag]

48. is that to imply that he should be buried in frigging arlington cemetary?

where heroes get buried?

[Democracy Died 2004]

49. Well it is close and even if he wasn't a legitimate

hero or president. I would still think it ok just to expedite matters.

[nostamj]

50. i picture a TORRENTIAL rainstorm

with heavy winds. umbrellas are blown out. * and pickles are drenched. * slips and falls on his ass in the wet grass. lightning strike the chopper before they can board. they have to return to the WH. * falls again, on his face this time, dragging pickles down with him....

* staggers back to the porch of the WH muttering: ok, ok... i said i talked to god, but, ok. i never listened.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

56. yell charge and run up the steps of air force one

like "teddy roosevelt" in "Arsenic and Old Lace".

[nostalgicaboutmyfutr]

57. Witha sandbag over his head in handcuffs....eom

[NVMojo]

58. like the protest and egging he got when he arrived at the White house

after stealing the election ....that's what he deserves at the very least, if not in handcuffs for treason ...

[symbolman]

59. Now that I've thought about it..

I think he should be tried for war crimes, and when convicted the sentence should be BURYING THE PEOPLE HE'S KILLED ONE AT A TIME with a shovel.

"Here's your shovel, see that pile of dead people - you are to bury them individually and erect a headstone for each and every person. Now get to work."

[alittlelark]

60. Secret Service dragging him out because he refuses to

believe he is no longer president, and has barricaded himself in the blue room. The scenario involves a stun grenade and a drugged out stepford wife snickering in the corner.

[vetwife]

61. NAKED except for chains and leg irons,,Emperor has no clothes !

Oh yeah and his papers for Iraq to fight the war he started !
Also to show the world what he ain't got and how much of a Girlie man he really is ! And beggin to Kerry.like Carla Faye Tucker,ppppppppllllease Mr. President pardon me !

[steve2470]

65. in a police car, n/t

[chefgirl]

66. How do I want to see him leave?

Thats a great question because I have debated at length with the better angels of my nature on this one.

When my better angels carry the day I usually end up realizing that just seeing him GONE and never having to endure his presence again is good enough for me.

-chef-

[NoodleBoy]

67. quietly, out the back, surrounded by secret service agents

trying to avoid the people who welcomed him with rotten eggs and protest signs when he first entered the white house in 2000.

and did I mention-- with his head down, Cheney looking pissed off, Powell with a not very well hidden "Finally this fucking thing is over" and Condi with a look of shock on her face.

[darkism]

68. In chains

[lagniappe]

69. Bush carrying a chair and his pants down to his ankles muttering...

"and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair."

[CelticWinter]

70. He can leave in his make-believe truck, to his make-believe ranch

in a make-believe town, and he can be the make-believe sherrif and lock himself up in a real-life jail.

[deadmessengers]

71. On January 20th, 2005

Beyond that, I don't give the tiniest shit how he leaves - just that he does. .