What The HELL Is Karl Rove CARRYING?

[Placebo]

President Bush's chief political strategist Karl Rove steps down from Air Force One as the president arrives in Phoenix, Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004

[MidwestTransplant]

1. A nap time mat for *.

[Shoeempress]

2. His blanky. Must be having a hard time with Chimpy doing so poorly at

debates revealing his stupidity.

[sam sarrha]

3. maybe stuff he stold off the plane, ...just practacing for the election...

[dogtag]

4. It's Shrub's evening gown. The one he likes to wear when

he warbles show tunes to relax.

Poppy Bush had a lot of effeminate characteristics, but his son has him beat by a mile. Someone should do a video of choice clips showing Shrubs exposed female side.

I notice that he's stopped using 'fabulous' as his favorite word. Someone must have told him it isn't prudent or manly.

[saskatoon]

18. effeminate?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned re the picture of Georgie and Prince Bandar HOLDING hands,not a handshake but holding hands.

[dogtag]

22. How many times has he kissed John McCain?

I have no problem with guys showing affection for each other, but PLUEEEEZE, this is the puffed up macho man faux cowboy! He must think we were so dazzled by his sock loaded codpiece that we didn't notice his weird little walks on the wild side.

[AmerDem]

5. his portable massage bed

he uses this when giving shrubby his therapeutic rub downs!

[Chovexani]

6. Evil supplies

Evil just doesn't make itself ya know!

[NYCGirl]

7. Bush's soul.

It's in the manila envelope.

[eurolefty]

8. Homeland security blanket.

[Placebo]

10. HaHa!

[Lizzie Borden]

13. Good One!

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[eleny]

9. Perhaps it's a banner

[Generic Other]

28. Mission Accomplished Banner?

Yeah, I love the smell of hubris in a barnyard.

[OutsourceBush]

11. Bush's wireless remote control hardware

?

[Sabriel]

12. His prayer mat; they've converted to Islam

Trying to get that Muslim vote in the last two weeks.

[Placebo]

14. HA!

[MatrixEscape]

15. I would speculate

that it is a tent. When they try Bush and his Administration for war crimes after they lose the election, they will probably go on the lamb and hide out in the mountains. Tents will come in handy.

[Demonaut]

16. Super Hero outfit, a cape and thong........aaack!

[nostamj]

17. c'mon guys! it's a PILLOW! remember, chimpy

needs to carry his own pillow.

it even has a nickname, "Pilly"

who but turd blossom, after THREE debate disaster, would be stuck with the "Pilly Protection Protocol"???

[napi21]

19. A tent. Has to sleep outside cause he loosing the election.

[hiphopnation]

20. Hair Products. n/t

[goforit]

21. O'Rielly's dildos!

[Ellen Forradalom]

23. A life raft and personal flotation devices

But no paddles, for when they're up shit's creek

[Cat Atomic]

24. That's his penis enlarger pump.

Yeah, baby- YEEEAAH!

[Eye and Monkey]

25. His face - the epitome of the hunched, sneering, evil snicker.

[johnfunk]

26. Well, it's election season... so it must be a sack of ANTHRAX LETTERS!

... gotta keep the voters "tairized."

[Spider Jerusalem]

27. Looks like...

a shaving kit, a manila folder, and maybe a laptop computer. But for some reason he's carrying all this in a pillowcase.