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lil-petunia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:50 AM
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@ debate-Should Kerry tap Bush on the back with the handshake?
My, what's this lump you have between your shoulders? You wired, Mr. President?
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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:52 AM
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1. Absolutely. But more subtle.
Shake hands, pat him on the back... then, if Kerry feels something back there, make a quizzical glance at Bush's back as he walks to his seat. An expression of, "Huh? What's that on the President's back?"

Then let the commentators do the rest.

-MR
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WLKjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:54 AM
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2. yeap one of those "I don't believe what I just saw" kind of looks
and not take his eyes off * as he walks away back to his podium.
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shaolinmonkey Donating Member (812 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 11:55 AM
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3. Hug him and crush the receiver. eom.
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realFedUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 12:22 PM
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4. Bush'll just hide the unit in his crotch
mission accomplished again.
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i_c_a_White_Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 12:24 PM
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5. be kinda like on the honeymooners when uncle leo
smacks ralph on the back:eyes:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 12:45 PM
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6. He should slam him up against a wall and pat him down
he should bring one of those TSA security wands and give him the twice over

full body cavity search is in order
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AmerDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-08-04 12:50 PM
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7. better still...
Should Kerry bring a set of wire cutters?
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