bush to read speech written for him by nazis to make up for the debate

[mopaul]

no shit, today bush is delivering a major bullshit speech to make up for his miserable showing last thursday. maybe THIS is the october surprise.

[WLKjr]

1. Please let it be his resignation

[KlatooBNikto]

2. He is going to appoint Paris Hilton the Queen of Baghdad.

[mopaul]

3. all girls under the age of 16, are now 16

and public intoxication is now legal

[KlatooBNikto]

5. He doesn't have to worry about impregnating underage girls

because he has given himself immunity from prosecution. Queen Hilton, with her own sexual burdens to carry, will look kindly at any transgressions of a neophyte, I am sure.

[ClintonTyree]

4. Whatever it is.................

you can bet that it's going to create a major shit storm. Maybe they've finally got Osama defrosted,it could be merely a bullshit fluff piece about Afghanistan's elections. Why the networks are letting him get away with this bullshit..........well, I guess we all know why they let him get away with this bullshit. They're a fully subsidized element of the Bush Administration.

[mopaul]

6. mainly more lies about vietna----er, iraq

he's always better when reading directly off the teleprompter, but on his own two feet he's like a stork that weighs 3,000 lbs.

[mopaul]

7. COMING UP.....9:A.M. CENTRAL....

[mopaul]

8. woo woo! a major bullshit speech!!!

[mopaul]

9. woah the handpicked crowd loves him!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JHB]

10. Well, what did he spew?

n/t

[mopaul]

11. candy coated cherry flavored rich delicious bullshit

[JHB]

13. With marshmallow topping and chocolate sauce?

Just asking.

[mopaul]

14. but of course...............

[mopaul]

12. people have 10% more money in their pockets since i took office

excellent bullshit

[mopaul]

16. the global war on frivelous lawsuits and trial lawyers must be won!

[ismnotwasm]

15. Should we tell him? george the debate is OVER

And you lost.

[mopaul]

17. "Clintoncare?" ooooh good one kkkarl..............

[mopaul]

18. is Massachusetts part of the Axis of Evil?

[KoKo]

19. He blamed all the job losses on 9/11 said 9/11 caused it all....ROFL!

He sounded like a raving nut case and his smirks everytime his hand picked audience of adoring cheering idiots clapped and yelled was hysterical.

It's the only time he can feel good about himself lately. Doing his "Hitler" routine....

I watched about 5 minutes and had enough...:D

[DemonFighterLives]

22. Wow, you made it a long way

I flicked through a couple channels that had him on smirking until I finally had to go to CNBC to get away from it. The smirks and laughter and cheering sycophants is too hard to watch.

[babylonsister]

23. You beat me timewise.

I cannot stand the smirking chimp; I'm on C-SPAN. But it will be interesting to see if Kerry gets equal time-yeah, right.

[mopaul]

20. september the eleventh saddam hussein weapons of mass destruction

[mopaul]

21. "we will stay and fight until the fight is done"

then he looked heavenward....

[BlackVelvetElvis]

24. And the crowd yells: "Sieg Heil!"

[DeepModem Mom]

25. Equal time? CNN: 404-827-0234; MSNBC: 201-583-5000; email contacts...

pinned to the top of GD2004.

[PsN2Wind]

26. Thanks to Laura

and, I'm guessing, Hooked on Phonics, Dubya can, if not under pressure, read simple sentences and even pronounce some of the big words correctly.