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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:23 AM
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He is Starting to Look Like a Skid Row Bum!
What is WRONG with him?



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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:24 AM
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1. George,
you must stop trying to breast feed. Babs is dry.
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951 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:26 AM
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3. ...yeah feeding.... whatever you say George
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951 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:25 AM
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2. Can anyone photoshop a beard and mustache? :P
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Gore1FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:46 AM
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14. He looks bad enough unaltered
n/t
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951 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:59 AM
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17. What do you think of my sig? *self promotion*
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Infomaniac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:27 AM
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4. Hard Work
This presidenting is hard work. It's hard work being the prezelnit of the United States. I work real hard; reading long documents I ain't got the brains to understand. It's real hard work to love women who lost their husbands in Iraq and as the selected president I got to love them. That war in Iraq - I tell ya the television make its look like hard work. All this hard work takes its toll on my boyish good looks.
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Carla in Ca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:28 AM
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5. REALLY hard work n/t
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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 01:02 AM
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19. that was the most embarassing part of the debates.
It's horrible, like someone posted a long time ago,
how her Dad hated W. because every word out of his mouth was me,me, me, I, I, I,

I think maybe he is starting to realize that history won't treat him favorably, and that Daddy can't buy up all the history books and white his name out of them.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:30 AM
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6. Unfair to Skid Row population. Televangelist - that's more appropriate.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:32 AM
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10. His skin
His face - red, bloated, coarse.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:35 AM
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11. Awright, "country-club drunk" if you insist.
Edited on Sun Oct-03-04 12:37 AM by Eye and Monkey
that's way lower in my book
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:37 AM
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12. But seriously, he looks like he's been sleeping on the sidewalk
He looks like guys you see literally on The Bowery - their faces get that red, cracked skin.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:42 AM
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13. Pressed shirt, every hair in place, pared nails - Pickled Richboy
I know what you mean - he looks like a bad drunk. I agree - but there's NOTHING about the Street on that cretin.

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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:48 AM
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15. True, true
I've no right to insult honest bums. He looks like a country club drunk. Even his eyelids are swollen.
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Eye and Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:56 AM
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16. I think the honest bums would thank you.
:hi:
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 11:08 AM
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22. "I've no right to insult honest bums."
Hahaha!
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 01:05 AM
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20. just thinking of "The Case of Charles Dexter Ward" all of a sudden
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Julien Sorel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:30 AM
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7. WTF is it with the blue plaidish shirts?
He had the window pain thing yesterday, and today this. Have his focus groups been telling him it makes him look more like a regular guy or something? Because he looks kind of crappy in them.

It looks like he had a deep suntan and his face is peeling, by the way.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 11:06 AM
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21. He loves to dress up in costumes and pretend to be a Real Man
Flight suits, work shirts.
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Philostopher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 11:45 AM
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24. Too long under the sunlamp before the debates.
After all the jokes about how tan Kerry was, he had to do something, didn't he?

He got a sunburn because it took him so long to remember Poland. HARD WORK, y'know?
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:31 AM
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8. Looks like he channeling Joe Cocker
Byyyyyy with lilhep from my friendzzz.
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nochimp04 Donating Member (217 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 12:31 AM
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9. Free Thanksgiving Dinner on Skid Row
"I tell ya, the turkey leg was this big"
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DulceDecorum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 01:00 AM
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18. He is channeling Bob Boudelang
and trying to out-bark Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld's Pomeranian.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-03-04 11:41 AM
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23. He looks like he's trying to take a dump
"It's gonna be THIS big, Laura, I know it! It's hard work...."
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