Lynne Cheney: "I see some people wearing orange shirts!"

[Bluebear]

"Dick, what does that remind you of?"

Dick Cheney: dumb look on his face

Lynne: I'll help you! John Kerry's suntan? (laughter from audience)


---

at a campaign stop today, just aired on local news here.



ON EDIT: She's no oil painting!!!

[WI_DEM]

1. oh, they're going to get theirs tomorrow night

and Lynne won't be laughing her fat ass off.

[elehhhhna]

75. I prefer an Orange President to a YELLOW President any day.

[JohnKleeb]

2. you know we should make fun of Cheney's evil scowl

[chelsea0011]

3. What an effin moron

[alittlelark]

4. Jr High humor...

[troubleinwinter]

5. Guantanamo Bay prisoners' jumpsuits?

Jumpsuits of beheaded civilians in Iraq?

Nice work... real sensitive, Lynne.

[sweetheart]

23. Yep, or at least the University of Texas

It seems she likes to remind people of prison and repression...
but then again, she's the "junkyard bitch"... expect a viscious
scumsucking animal... and ye'd be right on!

[meow2u3]

87. No--recently escaped prisoners

They figured they wouldn't be captured at a Cheney rally. The police would be too busy arresting Democrats for exercising their First Amendment rights to bother to notice the fugitives--the real criminals--in their midst.

[rfranklin]

6. Look! Over there what does that dog shit remind you of?

I'll give you a hint....George Wrongway Bush!

[displacedtexan]

7. ... and the hungry continue to go without food.

... and worn-torn families continue to weep.

Nice joke there, Cheneys!

[Fenris]

8. "Hey, Dick! Could you microwave this for me?"

[VOX]

60. Hah! And take a good long look... no, closer!

:evilgrin: :thumbsup:

[WLKjr]

77. Better yet, just stick your head in there.

;) :evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

9. What's funny is Dicky didn't take the cue

Obviously Karl had every line planned out and she had to prompt him. Losers.

[caledesi]

10. Shut up Lynn Cheney! They are trying to "gore" Kerry w/ this

tan thing. Remember the "sigh" thing. No mention of * not being able to string two sentences together.

Be prepared...the media will call * the winner. Yeah, right. You remember all the torture chambers, the gassing of SH's people...I could go on, but it's too tedious.

Get to the substance!

[buff2]

11. That shows the mentality of these SOB's

Mocking and making fun of other people is their mantra. If only they could see how childish and foolish they look. You never see democrats on tv making fun of them,do you? They are a real sick bunch of nazis.

[Bluebear]

57. They love making fun of people.

It's now just being done in the open.

[WLKjr]

78. Escpecially Dark or Tan ppl

It's the new right's way of things

[DesEtoiles]

12. Lynne Cheney is a very mean woman - she enjoys being hateful

[ronnykmarshall]

37. She went to the Babs Bush charm school.

[NashVegas]

73. So Would You If Your Husband Had More Facelifts Than You!

how you like my new meme?

[The Backlash Cometh]

13. Unbelievably shallow.

Hey, wait a minute. I see some benefits. Does that mean that Kerry can call Bush a chimp on national t.v.?

[Mountainman]

14. I see a lot of red shirts, it reminds me of all the blood * has spilled!

[Bluebear]

17. Zing!

[Dem2theMax]

55. You know, that's not a bad idea. A sea of red shirts - EVERYWHERE

between now and the election. Just to remind the folks of what a good job * ISN'T doing. I'm game.

[Emboldened Chimp]

15. This is such third grade bullshit!

Our country is in serious shit at home and abroad, and these assholes have nothing better to do than ridicule their opponent. Fucking children!

[StClone]

16. Let me guess

We are losing people in Iraq, a budget deficit that is pushing the envelop, hated around the world for the Chimpsters stupidity and these ucksters are fiddling while our home is burning. "We are the 'Compassionate Conservative Republicans' out of touch and clueless."

[swag]

18. Lynne CHEEENEY's marinara?

she puts Velveet in

after all.

Nicholas Berg, of course.

[The empressof all]

19. What the f*** is wrong with people

I just don't understand how anyone could even think this was even close to funny.....let alone ethical, compassionate, civil, kind, moral, Christian.......

[Algorem]

20. "Oh look,dick,there's some empty space on the stage,what does that

remind you of,dick?""Uh,our dyke daughter?"Haw!Laughs all around.

[tuvor]

21. And bush is yella.

Yella about taking responsibility
Yella about fighting in a war he supported
Yella about testifying before the 9/11 Commission under oath or without dick
Yella about talking before a crowd of little people without getting them to sign an oath of allegiance
Yella about reading the newspapers

Give me orange any day.

[troublemaker]

22. It's better than YELLOW you draft-dodging bastard.

[Catherine Vincent]

24. They're pathetic.

[Jacobin]

25. I'll bet she doesn't see any black faces in the audience

Take that you nazi witch. :evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

29. They always manage to plant a few people of color in camera range

[Parche]

26. lynne cheney

I see the democrats sweeping this election with your
broomstick Lynne Cheney....hahahahahaha.. you F-IN beetch

[dansolo]

27. How about headless American hostages

Who were killed by the very guy that Bush and Cheney allowed to live in order to prop up their case against Saddam.

[Snotcicles]

28. Lynne Cheney and Limp Cheney

She is Jealous because Mrs. Edwards is getting some.

[mitchum]

30. FUCKING BITCH

[sweetladybug]

33. This is sick to insult people's looks. MAYBE DEMOCRATS NEED

TO START ASKING JUST ONE SIMPLE QUESTION EVERY CHANCE THEY GET AND THAT WOULD BE "DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE BUSH'S NOSE KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING AND GROWING?" That should piss off some Republicans and maybe get undecided voted to start paying for attention to what Bush is saying and what he done for our country.

[WLKjr]

79. That's the catch

when we start doing that, we get called immoral and unpatriotic and they ask us why we hate so much.

Simple thoughts for simple people I suppose..........

[Javaman]

31. "Orange shirts, brown shirts, it's all the same to me", says Chaney

[fob]

32. Lynne you stupid whore, you have to fuck that guy. Does his penis

scowl too?

Nasty fuckers.

[6th Borough]

34. At least Kerry doesn't cringe from light. EOM

[ronnykmarshall]

35. I hate that hag.

I'd like the slap the shit out her.

[Lex]

36. Which one of the ELEPHANTS in the following is Lynne Cheney?

[Vickers]

38. She's making fun of somebody's appearance? lmao!!!!!

She looks like Ike Eisenhower with a Dollar Tree wig!!!!!

[mitchum]

39. I'm surprised that the Cheney's "invisible daughter" isn't asexual...

Lynne would be enough to turn me off of women

[FredScuttle]

40. Me: "Hey! I see something that reminds me of a flatline!"

"Dick, what does that remind you of?"

Dick Cheney: "Aaargh" (gurgle)

Me: "I'll help you! That's your reading on Nov. 3, you rat bastard!"

[progressivebydesign]

41. I'm sorry.. THEY want to lead America???

They're acting like 6 year olds. This might play well with the infantile, dysfunctional, wahoos from the hinterlands (as Bush likes to call them), but this shit doesn't go over well with swing voters. The tide is turning against the bullies... they never know when to shut up.

[robbedvoter]

42. They know Kerry will look orange - Faux is manning the cameras

The images broadcast during a debate are arguably more important than what is said.  And by being by chosen to man the pool camera for the first debate, FOX News will have entire control over what America sees and how they see it.
And, as if there were any question, FOX News is making clear they will take every opportunity to catch Kerry sweating or with a weird face when he isn't talking or anything unflattering anytime - even against the negotiated rules agreed to by the candidates.
As CNN reports:  "Because of journalistic standards, we're not going to follow outside restrictions," said Paul Schur, a spokesman for Fox News, which is manning the pool camera for the first debate Thursday in Miami, Florida."
http://www.moderateindependent.com/v2i18chumpcheck3.htm

Make-up gate on Gore was less sucessful as only Faux showed him orange. Now , Faux has the feed.

[linazelle]

43. They represent THE vacation pRetzeldent and they have the nerve

to talk about Kerry? Republicans have no shame--but really, ought to have plenty. They are true to form sociopaths--no conscience at all.

[bobbyboucher]

44. The Repugs have always had trouble with skin color.

It's hard-wired into them at an early age.

[Bluebear]

46. Touche! nt

[Killarney]

74. best comeback!

[OneTwentyoNine]

45. Yeah Lynne,we've raised the terra alert to orange just for the debate...

Maybe about the time Kerry is really making the fool look like a bigger fool we can have an em..."attack"

[Bluebear]

50. Coincidentally, homeland security says debate "may" be a target

[OneTwentyoNine]

51. ROFLOL,exactly,here we go......nt

[Carla in Ca]

47. Remember this?

<http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/lynne.asp>

[pinniped]

48. Think I saw that monster for a second yesterday right before...

I changed the channel in disgust.

His stupid wife still follows the creep everywhere?

If she's trying to put a human face on the monster I hope it doesn't work.

They can take their pathetic comedy act straight to hell. Which I have no doubt they will end up along with the other war criminals.

[951]

49. Is it me or does he look like hes having another heart attack?

[OneTwentyoNine]

54. Ooopsss,posted the same as you--but HE does look like he's going...nt

[noiretextatique]

52. juvenile...hey lynne

still pining away for sisterlove?

[OneTwentyoNine]

53. What the hell,looks like Dick is about to have a heart attack...

Dick,your heart is on the other side,not that you'd know...


David

[Carolinian]

56. Don't they look like Tom and Jerry?

[Flammable Materials]

58. Write any LESBIAN NOVELS lately, Lynne?

The only thing worse than being a lesbian in denial, is being a lesbian in denial married to every lesbian's nightmare of the male of the species.

http://www.whitehouse.org/administration/sisters.asp

[Gin]

59. I'd rather be orange....than chicken "YELLOW"

g

[mitchum]

63. Well, I'm sure it's very easy to pretend that Dick's prick is a clitoris

[Bluebear]

69. !!

[VOX]

61. Hey, I see a CYBORG! Oh, heh...sorry, Dick, it's just you!

Oh, one more thing -- go fuck yourself.

Yeah, I feel better, too.

[NightTrain]

62. Have I mentioned tonight how much I hate these people?

:grr::nuke:

[Bluebear]

64. Do you hate these people?

Get it off your chest.

[UpsideDownFlag]

65. are you fucking kidding me? two suntan jokes, now?

[Trim the Shrub]

66. When you've got nothing productive to do

When you've got nothing productive to do, attack the way the other guy looks... this is what passes for debate from the right.

[Bluebear]

68. Hey welcome to DU you!

[GreenPartyVoter]

67. Orange shirts? Reminds me of TERRA! Warning! Warning! The earth

is about to explode!

[MadProphetMargin]

70. Startled by the horrible apparition next to him, Dick Cheney clutches

his chest, just before collapsing.



Hey...a man can dream...

[Dees]

71. Yoda and Crashcart...what a lovely couple.

[JI7]

72. does she think of Kerry's tan when she is fucking Dick ?

[elehhhhna]

76. Dick, I see a Go F Yourself bumper sticker...what does that remind you of?

[KCS72000]

80. During the Clinton - Dole debate

I guess they haven't forgotten

Clinton's "Golden Oldie" comment.

[DS1]

81. She looks like Chris Kattan's half-retarded sister

:puke:

[elehhhhna]

86. That or Ross Perot with Anna Nicole's hairdo(n't)

[ploppy]

82. I love DU!

I am in hysterics reading this thread. Thank you!

[CBHagman]

83. They sort of deserve each other, don't they?

Nasty little woman married to a nasty little man. I want them out of the VP housing YESTERDAY. Out, out, damned Cheneys! And take your bad language with you.

[drbtg1]

84. let's go to the bad idea scoreboard

Kerry's fake tan. Okay, that's one point

Let's check the bad ideas for his opponent

The Ken Lay tax breaks
The recession that started with Bush, not inherited
Ignoring the August 6th PDB
Outing Valerie Plame
Pulling out of Afghanistan before the mission was accomplished
Invading Iraq based on what Chalabi said
Invading Iraq based on forged memos and being warned about forgery
Invading Iraq, period
Doing zip about A. Q Khan
Doing zip about North Korea's actual nuclear program
Doing zip about learning to say "nuclear" properly
et cetera, et cetera..........

No question. Fake tan guy wins.

[Skittles]

85. f***ing pathetic

nt

[usurper4]

88. My God!!!

This is the UGLIEST couple I have ever seen.

[HughBeaumont]

89. She looks like a skinned Monchichi

You know what would be great? If Chris Benoit got up on stage and gave both of these two Republicorpses the Crippler Crossface.

That's what would be great.

Except Lynne's troll doll head would probably pop right off.

[Wapsie B]

90. Anybody ever read her dirty Lesbo book?

Listen to Randi Rhodes sometime. They read excerpts from Lynn's book.