Seals and Croft terror cell under surveillance

[Proud2BAmurkin]

:scared:

[GernBlanston]

1. NO!

And also, I heard that Van Morrison is under 24 hour a day house arrest and his phones have been tapped!

And don't get me started on Gordon Lightfoot!

[A_Possum]

12. Not Gordon!

And he's Canadian!

[BrotherBuzz]

2. Well, that's money well spent

Damn, DU needs a good sarcasm smilie thingy!

[jefferson_dem]

3. Just heard that "America" was also on the watch list.

Seems that the authorities have uncovered some kind of suspicious subliminals in "horse with no name."

[GernBlanston]

4. C'mon..

I mean...
"The ocean is a desert with it's life underground and a perfect disguise above.."??
How can that NOT be pro-islamo-fascist?!?

[porphyrian]

5. They need to leave Sigmund alone!

No, wait, that's Sid and Marty Krofft. Nevermind, sorry.

[mike_c]

6. Don Henley thought to be the mastermind...

...behind 1980s music terror.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. Henley actually is a Texan

Unlike the fraud in chief.

[NormanConquest]

8. Ashcroft orders wiretap for Doobie Brothers.

[Morning Dew]

9. These guys had best watch out, too.

Arabian wind, The needle's eye is thin, The ships of state sail on mirage,
And drown in sand, Out in no-man's land where Allah does command.

What good is spilling blood? It will not grow a thing;
Taste eternity the swords sing: Blues of Allah In 'sh'Allah.

They lie where they fall, There's nothing more to say,
The desert stars are bright tonight lets meet as friends,
The Flower of Islam, The Fruit of Abraham.

The thousand stories have come round to one again,
Arabian night, Our Gods pursue their fight,
What fatal flowers of darkness bloom from seeds of light.

Bird of paradise fly in white sky, Blues for Allah In 'sh'Allah,
Let's see with our heart, These things our eyes have seen,
And know the truth must still lie somewhere in between.

Under eternity, under eternity, under eternity blue,
Bird of paradise fly in white sky, Blues for Allah In 'sh'Allah.

[feistydem]

10. The Captain and Tennille are being held at Gitmo for questioning

While 'entertaining' the troops with Muscrat Love, apparently the soldiers all fell asleep and The Captain made off with their headwear.

Ashcroft is now rounding up all of the lousy 70s entertainers for interrogation.

[Must_B_Free]

11. The Grateful Dead once played Blues for Allah...

[Mr_Spock]

13. Summer breeze, makes me feel scared, blowing through the mine fields

of my miiiiiind. :)