Hilarious long list of juiciest exerpts from Kitty Kelley's book (Slate)

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I got a kick out of this very lengthy compilation of the best of Kitty Kelley's revelations- some real doozies here!!!

One interesting one was that Dumbya's sister Doro dated Rept David Dreier for a whole year but Barbara Bush is quoted as saying that he never touched Doro once and that Doro had better luck later on when she started dating a Democrat! (pg 492 of the book)

http://slate.msn.com/id/2106773/

[nini]

1. or that Doro is a frigid ol bag like her mother

:evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

2. Gitty up!

Page 72-73: Barbara Bush's nickname explained: During World War II gasoline rationing, the Bushes navigate Kennebunkport, Maine, in a horse-drawn carriage. Prescott Bush Jr. notices that the family's horse, Barsil, looks a bit like George's then-girlfriend. He gives them both the nickname "Bar."

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3. LOL... I liked that one too

I'm sure they were looking at the backside of that horse too! :-P

[AmerDem]

10. That was one of my favs!

can't let that one slip away, repeat it often!

[chelsea0011]

4. Well, that settles it. I'm getting the book.

[mitchtv]

5. Dreier didn't touch her 'cause

she doesn't have a dick.
http://www.bluelemur.com/index.php?p=293

[Elidor]

6. "And the lacerates ran down my cheeks"

Is this not classic Idiot Bush? I'm genuinely surprised he even knows what a thesaurus is.

[Logansquare]

14. He was a child when that happened

and he was writing about the death of his baby sister. I mean, I don't like the man, but let's give him credit for a point in his life where he felt genuine sorrow.

[Elidor]

15. I will not give that asshole credit for anything

And I want documentary proof before I'll believe he's human.

[UTUSN]

7. Mine So Far, in the First 10 Pages

* "Brooks Brothers Riot" - 2000 FL recount, "paid for" by the Shrub recount committee

* "all" (not "one") the infidelities Bar had to put up with in her own marriage

* Jeb's (many) infidelities

* Marvin's drugs


---------I'm getting off to a slow, savoring start. Yeah, I'm superficial.

[CBHagman]

16. Oh, please don't tell me Marvin is a bad boy.

I always like to say that Robin and Marvin are the only two Bush siblings I never read anything bad about. Now you've disabused me of my last Bush illusion. OH, THE HUMANITY!

<Sob>

[Kid_A]

8. But a lot of that stuff happened before he accepted Jesus Christ

as his Lord and Savior, so none of it counts. Everybody knows that the stuff you did before you were born again doesn't count, because how could you have done something wrong before being born? It just doesn't make sense!

[depakid]

9. Prescott Bush III?

Page 337-39: Prescott Bush III—"P3"—abandons his wife shortly after their wedding and, according to various accounts, is diagnosed with schizophrenia and moves in with members of the Weather Underground.

No wonder we never hear of him!

[smirkymonkey]

12. The Weather Underground?!

I am sure THAT is a BIG source of pride for the Bush Family. Too bad he never went domestic.

[leftofthedial]

11. those just lachrymated me up

[bleedingheart]

13. hahahaha

[truth2power]

17. "Have you ever seen an asp smile?"

"Page 467: An associate on Barbara: "She can make a clean kill from a thousand yards away. … hen she delivers the life-taking blow, she does it with a thin-lipped smile. … Have you ever seen an asp smile?""

Ha ha HA! That's the best of the lot.