How to make a College Republican wet his pants

[bluestateguy]

Put this in his mailbox

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. Can I be his DI? Pretty Please, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Spiffarino]

2. And he'll cry out...

"It's a forgery!"

[madrchsod]

3. to bad i didn`t save mine..

i had to report to the chicago northwestern train station the year was 69. do you remember where the chicago induction center was? all i remember is getting off the train and walking a few blocks..

[BrotherBuzz]

10. I don't know squat about Chicago!

Mine was in some mysterious place in downtown Oakland, California. Five am, walking around downtown Oakland looking for some damn address thinking "Times have been better"! :(

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

4. This could be good!

It would cause a mass exodus of college republicans to Canada, shifting the balance of voters sharply to the left!

On second thought, it wouldn't be so great for Canadians...

[nosmokes]

5. oh, that's cold.

i like it!

[jfalchion]

8. "oh, that's cold.

So is Ontario.

:scared:

[Endangered Specie]

6. My sympathies go out to anyone whose recieved something like tthis.

Looking at it makes me sick, conscription is something Id expect out of a facist or communist state, not a "democracy".

[murielm99]

7. Forgery! Forgery!

I am reporting you to Faux and CNN right now!

[JohnnyRingo]

9. WOW !!...You saved that?.....

I don't even have my draft card.

[yardwork]

11. It must be fake!

The technology to type colons wasn't available in 1961. Or if it was it was incredibly expensive and the government wouldn't have owned it.

[Carla in Ca]

12. There was an earlier thread "Tell me about the draft"

My response was...If * gets (re)elected, you'll find out for yourself.