NEW political parody! (sorry LIZA!)

[nostamj]

To the tune of "New York, New York" (with apologies to Kander & Ebb)

THE G.O.P.

START CLEARING THE STREETS
WE'RE COMING IN DROVES
DON'T WANT TO SEE NO HOMELESSNESS
WE'RE G.O.P.

WE'RE LIARS AND CHEATS
OUR POINTS ALL ARE ROVE'S
WE WATCH THE NATION RETROGRESS,
WE'RE G.O.P.

WE WANT TO USE YOUR PRETTY CITY
AND NINE-ONE-ONE
TO BOOST OUR CANDIDATE'S POLLS--
WON'T THAT BE FUN?

HIS LITTLE DECEITS
JUST ADD TO OUR TROVES
AND WE CAN ALWAYS PLAY THE 'TERROR' CARD
HERE IN NEW YORK

WE'LL TRASH A REAL HERO
TO BOLSTER OUR ZERO
AND SAY: 'FUCK YOU!'
WE'RE G.O.P.

YOU SHOULD AGREE!

WE WANT TO DO AWAY WITH
THOSE IN THE MIDDLE CLASS
AND TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO WAR,
POISON YOUR AIR,
OUTSOURCE YOUR JOBS
AS WE LIMIT YOUR RIGHTS.........

PREPARE FOR DEFEAT
THE NET THAT WE WOVE
WILL SHOW THAT REAL PATRIOTS
AREN'T FROM NEW YORK....

SINCE WE CONTROL THE NEWS
THERE IS NO WAY WE LOSE
WE'VE GOT DIEBOLD
WE'RE G.O.P.!

[realisticphish]

1. awesome!

:headbang: great job

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[nostamj]

2. thanks! but, it's on its way to the archives

<sigh>

[realisticphish]

3. dont worry

genius is very rarely recognized in its own time... :)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat